Gwen deactivated 😔

I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."

if you tell people to call you mama bear we probably can’t be friends

i give ai a lot of shit for producing uncanny valley results but someone added nikolai yezhov into this historic photo of stalin walking along the moscow canal and i gotta say it's pretty convincing

when my grandmother cooked elaborate meals for her dogs we chalked it up to undiagnosed mental illness but if she'd lived another decade she'd be killing it on tiktok rn

Surely someone has studied our modern epidemic of conservative men with unwashed asses.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

hello, yes, I am updating my CanCon list (of all the Canadians I can find on bsky) please feel free to follow this list or point me in the direction of more Canadians I should add. It's not a feed, there's no keyword filters, it's all posts by all the Canadians in it. bsky.app/profile/did:...

subjecting myself to 25,000 double rubs by a wyzenbeek machine would fix me

i've never loved anyone this much. i didn't love my childhood dog yoyo this much.

TeenagePhlebotomy@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2d ago

I saw this while I was out on the job today.

You ever stare at your dog like I can't believe this is free. He could easily charge for this

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

hey frances! thanks for raising this. others have it mostly covered but to clarify, Blacksky's moderation does automatically copy much of Bluesky's. When appealed, we do an investigation to make sure the account also did not go against our ToS and if not, can reverse the ban on our App View.

i'm old enough to remember when windows vista was too annoying

worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · yesterday

the answer to the question in the headline can be found in the subheading

I feel like being extremely online can warp your brain and make you behave in really narcissistic or paranoid ways. I’ve seen it, and I’ve gone through it a bit myself. What’s important is you remember who you actually are deep down. In my case, this is pretty much it.

bsky suspended gwen pepperoni again and it’s so pathetic. how dare gwen say trans people matter. what controversial thing might gwen have said next, that kittens are adorable? bring gwen back.

ABSOLUTELY NOT THE CLANKERS DO NOT GET TO PARTICIPATE IN SANDWICH POSTING

MachinePix@machinepix.bsky.social · yesterday

Bizerba sandwich assembly line.

i would boycott tim horton's over their harry potter promo but i'm already boycotting them because their coffee is dogshit

This site wouldn't exist without it's trans users and the fact that the mods distain this fact is very telling

what if it happens today?

mothra stewart@gorl.gay · 3d ago

what if it happens today?

A timeline: Ken Jennings posts about playing NYT games A trans woman politely asked "hey can you not give them money cuz they want us dead" Ken snarkily replies that he has a pass. He is politely rebuked for this. He doubles down. Everyone sees him do this, calls him out, gets mad at him. (Cont.)

this is the absolute last chance for iran to make a good deal during the group stage, after that they won't be able to make a good deal until the round of 32 next week

(pounding table) twine! twine! twine!

can someone who understands atproto explain to me how *in the blacksky app* an account that is *on blacksky's myatproto.social pds* is still not visible to me because bluesky banned them

jiu jitsu butt lift 🤝 brazilians creating huge asses

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

there are definitely downsides to the nuclear block but the reason I keep coming back to it as necessary and good is that it completely ruined the whole MAGA engagement model to the point that they prefer to mock us from the nazi bar rather than come here to troll us directly

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2d ago

Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit

Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.