Hasan Piker is good, actually.

.............. it's a good drying day!

these are not the circumstances under which I assumed president trump would unhesitatingly recite the shahada

Keeping my 20-year Yasmin Levy obsession alive by singing Yo en la Prisíon to my son after trapping him in a circle of cushions and buying him a Ladino picture book.

In troubling news, I dreamt Peter Mandelson opened the door to me while I was on the toilet.

Between a "No Other Land" crew mate filming himself being killed by a settler, to a journalist being killed by airstrikes he was covering minutes earlier, I'm not sure how much more televised Israel's genocide can be

The five brave Palestinian journalists whom Israel targeted and killed today (left-right): -Anas al-Sharif (correspondent) -Mohammed Qreiqeh (correspondent) -Ibrahim Zaher (camera operator) -Muhammad Al-Khalidi (photojournalist) -Mohammed Noufal (camera operator) -Moamen Aliwa (camera operator)

Oh my God. Anas had one of the biggest platforms among journalists in Gaza. He was just killed in a targeted strike on the Al Jazeera tent. Comes after Israel targeted and murdered hundreds of other journalists. This is intentional and purposeful to erase news coming out of Gaza. No doubt.

Drop Site@dropsitenews.com · 12mo ago

🚨BREAKING: ISRAEL ASSASSINATES AL JAZEERA CORRESPONDENT ANAS AL-SHARIF Israel also killed Al Jazeera correspondent Mohammed Quraqa and wounded Al-Kawthar correspondent Mohammed Subh in a strike on Al Jazeera’s tent at the Al-Shifa Medical Complex.

Anas Al-Sharif was one of the most remarkable reporters of his generation. For 673 days, he defied Israeli threats to kill him. Al Jazeera now confirm their crew in Gaza City have all been assassinated: RIP reporters Anas Al-Sharif & Mohammed Qareqea and cameramen Ibrahim Zaher & Mohammed Nofal

They killed anas. I cant believe it.

Been off social media for Lent but now I'm back and get to engage with the most heart-sickening news stories on multiple platforms again. So, happy Easter, free Palestine, trans liberation now, and autistic people are people worthy of everything. RFK fuck off xxx

The harassment of gender nonconforming women is a feature, not a bug, of anti-gender ideology. The plan was always to force us to conform to heteronormative patriarchy

Love how every single liberal party strategy is “moving right wins elections” then when moving right repeatedly fails to win elections cause they’re running against OPENLY RIGHT-WING PARTIES they just go “Well clearly we didn’t move right enough.” Like even a child could tell you what’s wrong

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I didn’t kill Hitler with my own three hands just to see some kraut named “Keir Starmer” (Stürmer???) run England

I don’t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date

I made so much borscht last night that I had to transfer it to a jam pan halfway through cooking to fit in all the ingredients. Anyway, it was truly and surprisingly delicious. Sorry to all the borscht lovers for being a hater.

That's great and all but I don't think a few Jim Carrey films are really going to cut it when it comes to symptoms like being afraid of the dark and assuming every phonecall heralds the death of a loved one?? (Love u Jim xxx)

Chamber UK@chamberuk.bsky.social · last yr.

The NHS is to trial ‘comedy on prescription’ in a bid to tackle 9million people on antidepressants. The social prescribing scheme delivered by Craic Health is backed by Labour MP and GP, Dr Simon Opher who has warned against “a pandemic of over-prescription”.

I feel like 2024 was a total write-off of a year for me. So nothingy. Worse than 2016, when my dad died. At least I got to sit in a lot of pub gardens that year. Apologies to anyone who saw me last year, basically.

Yesterday, I reconnected with an old college acquaintance from Gaza. I asked how his family was doing. There was a brief pause. Then, in a quiet voice, he said, “I’m okay… but my wife and babies were killed. Our home was destroyed.” I was stunned. I didn’t know what to say.

It's weird how they let the Michelin man judge restaurants and everyone was just like, 'Yeah, sounds fancy and sophisticated'.

AI is a tool of fascism. Before you post AI slop or boost accounts with AI banners and avatars, ask yourself if you want to be seen as chill with fascism.

Doing my work reading in bed. Am I kidding myself?

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Not to be dramatic but having both Stormzy and Alison Steadman shilling for Mcdonald's in one advert is a bit of a blow.

If my dead dad were to visit as an animal, it would 100% be a red kite. Or (in Turkey) a porcupine. I am v confident of this.

RSPB@rspb.bsky.social · last yr.

Red Kites are too cool 🦅

V amused to learn at the doctor’s yesterday that they couldn’t work out what to do with ‘Half Turkish, half English’ as an ethnicity, so they’ve put me down as ‘Southern European’.

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