How I arrived on Bluesky

Currently instructing my legal team to begin proceedings against @misshavishambles.bsky.social for the heinous crime of deleting a post id drafted a brilliant reply to and pressed send. Thus causing me untold distress and emotional chaos.

Yer ma! Inb4 @captainfanny.co.uk

Was trying to figure out why I was in a foul mood then figured it out the third time I went inside because a cloud was scudding across the sun causing the temp to plummet. It was yew!!!! All you eejits who moaned about the heat and wished it was gone. Well thank you *very* much indeed Jerry!!

Interesting data point/observation on the dietary and associated health benefits of wealth.

My brain was slightly fractured in B&Q earlier while buying more damn fence paint. The couple in front of me were about to pay, and they actually used paper money. I honestly can't remember the last time I saw that used. Much new stuff is bad but tap to pay is awesome.

This was done by @monachalabi.bsky.social ! Please give credit where it is due

@countbinface.bsky.social Good luck! We're all counting on you

@liptons.bsky.social thanks for attaching your strings to the biodegradable bags with what seems to be super glue. Just destroyed 3 bags trying to make a cup. Not to worry, got a Twinings which I still had to separate from it's pair but it remained usable. DON'T do this...

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

Streeting at defence: Start your stopwatches now for when the first Palantir contract is placed. He got them in to the NHS, next defense - both utterly crucial to our national security. Handing the keys over to those crypto, "Christian", fascist tech bros is self harm on a level akin to Brexit.

@ottoenglish.bsky.social Just finished reading "Notorious". Enjoyed it all but my God, the last 2 chapters about the Dunera and Cole were gut wrenching. The cosy narrative around plucky compassionate Brits needs to be expunged before it's all replayed (it is ongoing tbh).

@adamrutherford.bsky.social I do hope she used your rapey otter factoids

KB@ktb543.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It's hard to see someone else living your dream.

I don't think it's driving that Will needs to do carefully

And here we go. It's never about are kids, it's about making sure big tech can sell us more shit.

Zack Whittaker@zackwhittaker.com · 4mo ago

In a new privacy policy, Anthropic says Claude will soon require you to upload your driver's license or passport for a variety of reasons. The ID checker is Persona, a firm funded by Trump ally Peter Thiel. As a U.S. company, Persona is also subject to gov't demands for people's verification data. 👀

FUCK TRUMP, FUCK MUSK, FUCK FARAGE, FUCK STARMER. tl;dr Fuck them all and hope they rot in hell (aka poverty by them) Get off X now and launch an HMRC audit to ensure they are paying tax (sure they aren't). So fucking tired of all this.

So GPs are voting on whether to convert to private contracts like dentists. Nye Bevan would be so proud that it was a Labour government that nailed down the coffin of the NHS. Way to go Starmer and Streeting, but let's continue to shovel money at Palantir. #nhs #labour

@marisakabas.bsky.social in the wake of the Wikipedia news I wondered if you'd ever considered setting up a journalists Mastodon instance as a hedge against possible/probably BS enshittification. If so, please talk to @elenarossini.com who is a huge evangelist *and* great journalist!

I get an insane amount of satisfaction from the ever more desperate emails entreating me to "come back" to services I left. 1/n

He did what now??? Oh, I see - different edge, different pole.

Just saw the news about the England squad exclusions. That is all.

Counterpoint to all the news about flights being cancelled. This is a realtime view of the small slice of sky over my house on the path in towards Heathrow and Europe

Shit day all round. Racists voted reform and cunt Farages' face is all over the MSM. To top the day off after weeks as a shorts-wanker I'm back in trackies. Ffs

I really don't know where to begin

Rant about all car firms and especially VW. Why do you: 1. Hype new cars that will not be available for months 2. Have websites with zero facts just bollocks about lifestyles 3. Employ showroom staff who know *nothing* about said cars Thank you for your attention to this travesty!!!

Legal minds of BlueSky (and @davidmuttering.bsky.social and @barristersecret.bsky.social ) please advise if my civil suit for punitive damages against my car workshop for not returning my seat back to the position I left it will succeed? Huge mental anguish as it will *never* feel right again.