me when i give the macro the best head of his life

if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon

onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 17h ago

This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...

I loved the chance to draw Gwen, she's so cute! Hope you like it!

June's average morning routine~ Com for @baa.bsky.social

Ok I played 5 and a half hours of pokopia today and I found ten pokemon and rebuilt the poke Center and cleared out the city square but most of all I got my portal chest thingie all set up so I can whack it down anywhere and have 95% of the crafting materials for everything right at hand

that’s not a bush that’s barely even ground covering

I’m so sorry Mudkip

meet me at the muddy playtime habitat in 15 minutes for an ass kicking

somehow I ended up in a horror game

There’s so much going on down on the ocean floor

I will water down this alcohol so it’s easier to drink which means I can drink it faster which means

Guys only want one thing in life and it’s digusting #abdl #diaperfur

One moment I’m Mommy’s special little princess who can do no wrong, the next I’m being pulled over her lap and having my diapered butt spanked for “disobeying” and “talking back” and “being a total brat.” How curious. 🙄

PRESCHOOLER OUTFIT? My god….

Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · yesterday

Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.

As soon as I can manage to peel myself up off the floor I can take a warm shower and see what this new Pokopia town is all about

Devastating blushy attack: Your CG handling the back of your freshly messed diaper, gauging its heft, then asking: "Did you get everything out, sweetie?" And then you start blushing because, in fact, there might still be more that didn't come out yet...

bad news my back still hurts good news is that means I can lie down and play games all day

You can run the entire Windows 7 (32bit) Operating System in less memory than what the single web page "bsky.app" uses when running in a single Chrome browser tab. If you rendered BlueSky threads into PDF documents, those PDF documents would require less memory to display than what "bsky.app" uses.

Julia@foxgrrl.bsky.social · 2d ago

The combined Intel IA-32&64 Software Developer's Manual [ 325462-092-sdm-vol-1-2abcd-3abcd-4.pdf ] is 5363 pages long & Chrome only needs 426MB of RAM to display it in a tab Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace" www.gutenberg.org/files/2600/2... only requires 387MB to display in a tab "bsky.app" needs 1GB

I bought big walk as well but apparently it runs real bad on the switch 2 so… into the depths of my library it goes

I can’t believe they’re making it illegal to crank your hog

QOL updates alone sadly make it worth every penny now I gotta grind up some reward points to get the shared storage and I can build a lot more freely

handwaving all the things I just bought with “but it’s my birthday”

It's The Royal Birthday Decree, and you'd do well to read it. OR ELSE. Birthday gift for @baa.bsky.social #ABDL #ABDLArt #FurryABDL #MessyDiaper

humping full overnight diapers but just as friends it’s like uh…. skinship, in a way

It’s my 🎂 birthday 🎂

Ok so Pokopia is $115 Canadian after tax, plus another $50 (plus tax 🙃) the game is gonna get pretty close to touching $200 that’s a bit unreasonable

Jesus Christ what the fuck ough

taking tomorrow off as a birthday reward because I’m tired and also, pokopia DLC drops