cant take the backrooms seriously because I just remember "I FUCK furniture"

WHAT??? 🤣 it just keeps getting worseeeee

Dandy G🍌@dangyd.bsky.social · 2y ago

I need to remind everybody that Scott Adams has a hypnosis kink and was convinced he could hypnotize people with sensual blog posts, that culminated in making a bunch of wine moms cum at exactly midnight on New Year’s Eve 2016 web.archive.org/web/20200216...

It's just really quite criminal I can't just be a brainwashed submissive all the time. #hypnokink #erotichypnosis #D/s

Some drone inductions are simple and clean, and the aphrodisiac does most of the work. For the more resilient minds, though, Mistress Valent has more… hands-on techniques….

Do you have what I want? #thirst #sexy

what if you were a dumb and ditzy hypnotized cow girl maid and they made you hand pump your milky tits directly into the cups of customers haha what if what if there was froth. AND they branded you. nearly forgot that one.

I really am very attractive 🥰 #selfie #angle #nsfw

Oh hey, thank you for this nice drink. It's like, an energy shot or something, right? I love the little pretty pink vial it came in. And there were like, sparkles, in the juice? Mm, why does my brain feel so fuzzy? What's that? "Do I want more"? Okayy 💕 #bimbofication #intox

Fuck me until I can't quite remember my own name. Fuck me until I turn into warm, melted wax. Fuck me until the static forces out; Forces out all the pain. Find me in the forrest; Force my feral nature out howling in the night Fuck me harder than my family did, When I was at my poorest. #poem

Omw to crawl on your keyboard

RIP to two of the best to ever do it

Trans people: Cissies annoy me Other trans people: WOAHHHHH you need to slow down! We can't be using SLURS, we shouldn't stoop down to their level! You know not ALL cis people are bad, it's just that blah blah blah blah Cis people: Kill every tranny faggot

Idea: sexy, confident flirt with an impeccable fashion sense takes shy woman and slowly conditions her to be the same over time ... 😵‍💫 oh wait i'm married. My wife just did this, lol #lesbian #married #trans #hypnosis #conditioning

Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”

Now, I legally have to tell you that the drug we're using on you today has not been approved for medical use. And that the dose we're giving you is higher than recommended, are you okay with that? (loud, incomprehensible sounds from behind the gag) Great! I'm so glad you agree!

I'm sick and it's frankly criminal someone can't trance that away for me. Could you imagine? "And you're doing so good for me. Next you may find your cough slowly starting to melt away. Focus on your breath. Can you breathe easier now? Good girl." #hypnosis #comedy #sick

Succubus trap that only last for 30 seconds of her sucking your cock but she keeps forgetting how many seconds it's been. "Like uhhh how many seconds was that? Hm oh well I guess I'll just start again~" "On purpose? I'm not forgetting on purpose~ But it is fun seeing how mad you get~"

A beautiful idea! Use the QR code. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

If you see this, share your program and art! I got this free art app and use my phone lol :3

Recently found out my wife can hypnotize me by grabbing my jaw and forcibly turning my head to look at her. I was talking about something aimless one day and she said "Quiet, dear", grabbed my face like that... I was done. #hypnosis #erotichypnosis

A few older drawings

Just so everyone knows, I'm cute. I'm cute and I'm ditsy and I usually just want to smoke weed 😙

"Man, hrt sure is amazing" - Mary Reilly

hypnosis that makes you remember that you need to eat and to stop forgetting to feed yourseld so you don't feel lightheaded throughout the day

When i first signed up for bluesky it was to find left wing circles over X's right wing cesspool Instead i found a bunch of follow packets and i know basically nothing about a lot of you following me I am not sorry for the hypnosmut There will definitely be more hypnosmut

undressing under hypnotic command will -always- hit dull, vacant, empty affirmation before you slowly strip down in a daze

Things that made me horny and/or put me into trance today 1. Giggling and saying "Ohhh, I'm such a dumb baby!" when n about how nice it feels to be broken by my owner as I get ready for work 😈😵‍💫 2. Grabbing things from another area to stock when i already had some freight in a different area 1/?

i llove estrogen

Lady cop: 🗯️“suspect has been taken into custody and is displaying signs of acute intoxication” Girl getting arrested: 💭(omg she thinks my intoxication is cute u//w//u)

cw: intoxication they seem a little confused.. substar reward for @aedebz.bsky.social! :D