jack M

@balan.bsky.social

formerly the 3rd chipmunk in the famous band

on reddit you can use any picture you want as your avatar, or you can be the reddit snoo decked out in nft-style outfits. a majority of users choose the latter.

its worth posting something like "the reddit snoo is mad sexy" so if anyone gives you grief you can cut them out of your life. you won't need them on your journey.

a couple of years ago i made bank selling human children and babies on sites like gumtree. i cleverly disguised the listings as wardrobes, so i was never caught.

today's the day i upload my Hello Kitty Flowershop let's play! actually i broke my streak this year because it's past midnight and the video still hasn't uploaded... it's 17 gb

youtube videos called "lets play Hello kitty" part 1 through 9, the upload dates are 1 year apart

just saw a disgusting meme of us floating around and i won't post it but let me tell you it is so disrespectful to us not to mention the chipettes but alvin is clearly getting the best head

We had all but finished recording our 7th album. Then Alvin heard a song by Ice Spice. He insisted on scrapping everything we had at that point and starting over. He was adamant that to keep up, we needed to evolve our sound.

Good thing Simon is always wearing those dumbshit glasses otherwise every rodent I saw exploded on the side of the road I'd think was him