@mrjamesob.bsky.social Can't see any problem at all with having jail sentences effectively decided by The Sun.

#VoteBinface www.theguardian.com/food/2026/au...

‘A 99 with a Flake? That will be £7, please’: what’s behind the surge in ice-cream van prices?

From the cost of milk and chocolate to diesel and electricity, every part of producing the summer treat has been hit by the climate crisis and other shocks

theguardian.com

Everyone is arguing about Covid again.

@balconyshirts.co.uk - if you're looking to do a video I think I might manage the voiceover. #BinDayIsComing

I’ve started dressing up as Mrs Doubtfire so I can water the garden with a hose.

Manchester this, Manchester that.

I’ve just seen how many rip offs of our design there are available including an Amazon seller who has actually called themselves “Official Count Binface”. The size of the cojones to do that! You have to respect it.

Balcony Shirts@balconyshirts.co.uk · 2w ago

We designed the official T-shirt for Count Binface’s campaign in Clacton. He’s very generously donating 50% of his proceeds to the homeless charity Shelter. If you’d like one, we are going as fast as we can, available at Binfaceshop.co.uk

We designed the official T-shirt for Count Binface’s campaign in Clacton. He’s very generously donating 50% of his proceeds to the homeless charity Shelter. If you’d like one, we are going as fast as we can, available at Binfaceshop.co.uk

It's going to be funny watching Farage run a "Me against the establishment" campaign in Clacton when the "establishment" will be represented by a bin.

wen ronaldo cry plez?

Listen, we will be opening as normal at 9am on Monday but can we all agree that no one calls, emails or comes in the shop before, say, 11am? Thanks!

Doctor Congo is my rap name.

Fella in a wheelchair in Lidl couldn’t reach the eggs so I passed some, he opened it and said “I don’t like the white ones, any brown ones?” so I opened 3 boxes, all white. “Can you keep looking?” so I opened every box of eggs on the shelf. All white. So he took the white ones

I talk to people about music a lot and have done for my entire life and I’ve never spoken to anyone, ever, who thinks Ringo is a bad drummer, so where does the “Everyone thinks Ringo is a bad drummer” narrative come from?

We should all go on strike unless it cools down.

We'll call it quits then shall we?

We can't go on like this.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I don't think it works so well because the Royal Family are now the least of our worries.

People are actually COMING IN THE SHOP! In THIS weather! This is madness!

Why hasn't Starmer made it cooler? What does he do all day?

“You’d better remember where you were watching this tonight because in thirty years somebody will probably ask you”. Des Lynam, June 26 1996.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Duncan Bannatyne's autobiography has got some great Ice Cream Wars action.

This is not normal.

I'm working late in the shop and I've brought the big free standing fan down from upstairs and I keep catching sight of it in the corner of my eye and thinking someone is standing there watching me. But luckily, it's just the fan I've brought down from upstairs.

Hold on, I've got a joke about the weather. OK, here goes: England v Ghana later, bloody feels like Ghana here it's so HOT!! AMIRITE LADS? FEELS LIKE GHANA! (becuase it's so hot?).

It's so hot in this shop it's actually getting harder to breathe, so that's good.

I am over your moon at all the kind comments about the Battle of #Makerfield. If you like what I do, you can support me at ko-fi.com/countbinface, subscribe to my substack at BetterThanX.co.uk or grab yourself some merch at binfaceshop.co.uk. Peace and love, CB x

Whoever it was at the BBC that came up with “BBC No Spoilers”, you are a genius and I thank you.

I want to listen to what they have to say on The Rest Is Football podcast but I don't want to hear them all laughing too loudly at each other's jokes. They should release a version where they edit all that out.

I think Louis Theroux on the Harry Hill Show podcast thing might be the most enjoyable thing I've ever seen and yes I know, there's that other thing and that thing that you like and that thing from when we were kids and the obviously the Steve Davis / Dennis Taylor final, but still.