video games are so fucking stupid because you need programmers that can understand maths then when it comes to design you just got a few guys that are doing this
know the entire space is exploding but - Hello, I'm Siobhán Casey, freelance games journo. I've been published in Lost in Cult's [lock-on], PLAY Magazine, NME, Rock Paper Shotgun, VG247 & TechRadar I like JRPGS and rubbish european rpgs about caves I will REVIEW or PREVIEW anything for you
REACTION SPEED - The houses, the streets, the motorways singing. Hold on. This is a fight we can *win*.
SHIVERS - A grey rain falls on Martinaise. The city soaks in it, cold and dripping. Waves hit the concrete breakers. The homeless huddle by the fires behind the fences. There, among the shacks, is your home. Stay. Have a drink. Forever.
banned from TMDB for adding that "could a father not marry his son" jeremy irons clip again
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
terra firma, terra eterna 🚱🌉@kavi.bsky.social · last mo.When I first heard about AI being used for menus and advertisements, my concern was largely that it would be used to idealize the food and make it look better than it actually was. At no point did I imagine that restaurants would willingly put out horrific looking images of their food on purpose
i'll figure the important stuff like writing out later but someone should give me entirely too much money to do a movie or mini series about frederick the great's gay adventures
Creelers@balloona.bsky.social · 3d agoman if they spent even 5% of what they're spending on viking/medieval tv on some 18th century shit...
the doctor was going at the prostate like a particularly uncoordinated toddler trying to pick up a grape
you're playing laughing it up playing galactic racer like this didn't happen because anakin said he can do that and qui-gon asked him to elaborate
little crazy that every press junket for movies and tv now is basically playing spin the bottle with the actors. at some point one of them is going to break and shoot an 'interviewer'.
ok so the european frontrunner in ai is run by a guy called arthur mensch meaning it's Mr. Goodman vs Mr. Altman
kingdom hearts is crazy because sora gets racially profiled at least twice
honestly great bit in the craig bonds is when he's trying to get his loicense back but he's been such a depressed alcoholic piece of shit he's got the DTs and during the test there's a part where someone looks at him "honestly james you're doing great. missing every shot is actually good."
r/bonecollecting is currently beating the shit out of an OP who picked up a human femur because Claude told them it was a camel bone
Hell Frasier: Bloodline@babadooknukem.bsky.social · last yr.resetting the counter on the subreddit that helps people identify bones they find in the woods
new site idea everythingloggd and you click on someone's (my) profile and see this
david attenborough: here we see the divorced british man posting angrily in the daily mail comment section because his kids call another man dad
grrm told me he hasn't finish the winds of winter because he's been busy making a nipple reference chart to speed things up but unfortunately he's also discovered cialis.
date: you haven't talked much something on your mind me: ah it's nothing date: ok- me: i think if you go to any art gallery there should be an area for ps1 racing game replays playing on CRTs
Bitten 🥀🩸 One of my favourite vampire illustrations I’ve painted to start off spooky month! ♥️🦇🩸
therapist: polish daniel craig and rooney mara aren't real they can't hurt you polish daniel craig and rooney mara:
my hands look like this (picture of my soft delicate programmer hands) so her can look like this (mosaic blurred picture of her fist in my ass)
just remembered that time galadriel gave gimli three hairs from her head
adaptations are a weird one, arguably if a book or whatever is popular enough you shouldn't try because people will be incredibly annoying about it, on other hand half of the greatest movies ever made are because someone read a book or a play and had to make a movie about it
the girl who leapt through time what a film man. for all the incredible fucking anime films japan's put out i still have to hand it to it.
