Goku Missile Crisis
@babadooknukem.bsky.social
music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons) linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon
onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 12h agoThis is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...
Sorry not sorry but anyone who tells you Zardoz isn't good is wrong
(regular voter voice) Well ah I don't really know about Israel and all that but it sounds like this group wants to help Trump keep the Senate and enable his ongoing crime spree and I'm against that
Andrew Solender@andrewsolender.bsky.social · 11h agoAIPAC: "Our members remain determined to ensure that voters reject Dr. El-Sayed and his radical anti-Israel agenda in November."
Might snap and cut down my zucchini vine. Enough is enough
like this is somewhere on the level of me going up to any random person in a grocery store and talking about like, 45 Grave
Goku Missile Crisis@babadooknukem.bsky.social · 6h agotruly no offense intended to Hasan but expecting normal people to know who a twitch streamer is is actually crazy
truly no offense intended to Hasan but expecting normal people to know who a twitch streamer is is actually crazy
in 2016 Elon Musk said he would build a fully automated factory in Fremont, California for the upcoming Model 3 and he then spent on the order of $2 billion on production lines that didn't work, forcing Tesla to assemble cars by hand in a tent but sure, now he's gonna do it on the moon
"person" is just about the worst shape to do any sort of labor except distance running and its a miracle that Real Alive People make it work at all. "humanoid robot" obsession is cringe. stop trying to make yourself a little friend, loser
Tonight we find out whether Michigan voters are bluesky posters or bluesky replyers
Somebody said Zara made Pants That Kill You so I looked them up and they're just palazzo pants. They're just regular loose wide legged pants. I'm sorry to keep saying this but I am legitimately concerned about some of your gaits
last minute this year but I confirmed everything for Cold Waves. who wants a fuckin malort
every single nintendo direct is written like its advertising the first video game ever made. in this “game of strategy” you can choose to attack with swords [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a sword] or with spells [8 second clip of a guy attacking with a spell]
swerving across four lanes of traffic to get a photo of a car with the vanity plate “BOFA”
i was like hmmm wonder who directed this and then punched the air in delirious excitement when his name came up
Catbus@catbus.phd · 2d agoI'm on board 📽️
[the demon that lives in my brain] wow your left hand didn't hurt for the first time in two weeks today . let's knit some thigh high socks for no reason
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit
If your CPU can physically handle it without staging a mutiny, is it really enough reverbs?
"our brave police" is santa claus for adults
Tennessee Lookout@tennesseelookout.com · 2d agoCOMMENTARY: Crickets: Four fatal shootings by the Memphis Safe Task Force and almost no national news coverage. At the root lie Tennessee politicians who approve of the task force, writes Editor @jhollymc.bsky.social.
here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?
