Balls (Balrog)

@balrogballs.bsky.social

sitting upon a molehill of ashes, weeping like a madman. tolkien shitposting and art, mostly. you can call me ziz or balls. 28.

there are intelligent criticisms of genre romance but too many people pick up a book called Seducing The Duke of Cheek Clappingshire, #7 in the Regency Fuck Series and are like “why don’t these books represent women who are happy single?” and you’re like maybe because it’s Seducing The Duke of Ch

thinking about the time i convinced a considerable percentage of indian politics twitter that i wrote raunchy incest rpg between indira and sanjay gandhi. straight up had people trying to call my university halls over it. great and funny times. sadly i was lying and did not actually write said fic.

See the only reason I would ever advocate for the LotR film franchise continuing is for the inevitable fistfight between the fucker that plays Gimli (extremely racist) and Hugo Weaving (remarkably sound politics, especially considering age group and, er, nationality trifecta). Otherwise, free him.

so far i am enjoying this app but in the past 24 hours nothing has topped my very favourite out of the blue zero context message sent to me for no reason, from when i used to be on Indian politics Twitter on The Other Place:

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