i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

let her kook

sweetie π@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6h ago

call me a kook but i think we should vote for people who want to make our lives demonstrably better

the plural of horse should just be horse

a key part of babysitting four-year-olds is playing games with indecipherable rules

at last, they arrived in brooklyn

Agatha Chocolats@agathachocolats.bsky.social · 19h ago

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

haLey stevens

Garrett Herrin@garrettherrin.bsky.social · 20h ago

Abdul El-Sayed is outperforming his benchmarks in every county reporting so far, though all are areas where he was expected to run well. Unless Stevens significantly overperforms in the Detroit area, this is set to be an early night.

just saying this is the kind of mixup that never happens in new girl

Louise@selkies.bsky.social · 21h ago

Ah man I just realised that this little love triangle I've been into is ALSO two uncles and their niece jesus

moving from recession indicators to recession alarms

alexis simpson@amutepiggy.bsky.social · yesterday

about to let a 5 year old cut my hair ✌️

write a horror story in 10 words

Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterday

Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.

my sister’s AC is down and she’s gonna be staying here with me for a few days, which will be a test of my will and character not because i mind living with her, it’s because my nephew looks like jack-jack from the incredibles and it’s gonna be torture for me not to show you

at some point SOMEbody will have to drive somewhere, right [delivery drone flies overhead] SHIT FUCK

Bar Mageddon@barmageddon.bsky.social · 3d ago

living in the suburbs sucks. been standing at the end of the driveway for two hours waiting for traffic to walk into

thousands of likes on this post, unbelievable. when is bluesky going to implement community notes so we can stamp this kind of misinformation out

Gabby HC@scriblit.bsky.social · 3d ago

Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x

i really treasure these moments just after dawn when i step out onto the deck for my morning scream

having my patented open-face tuna melt for breakfast except there was a box in front of the toaster oven so i didn’t melt it

living in the suburbs sucks. been standing at the end of the driveway for two hours waiting for traffic to walk into

where’s that orb lady i think i need a couple hits of orbology

POV: it's 1973 and you're in a movie theater waiting to watch the exorcist. ah yes, here come the trailers www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C5X...

Busting (1974) Trailer

YouTube video by Random Trailers

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i was going to post about not being into a particular kind of art, but then i thought, who cares, why would anyone care about that, grow up so now i'm posting this instead. but does anyone care about this? no. of course not. so what am i doing. why am i here. who am i. what is the meaning of life

❌ my hips don't lie ✔️ my log does not judge

can i be honest, i'm not trying to touch grass, i've given up on touching grass, i just live here now IN THE AIR CONDITIONING WHERE I BELONG

the only good tiktoks are the ones that are vines

in this house we watch new girl what are you watching house of the dragon pshh throw on some new girl

“where are you, schmidt? this place is fancy and i don’t know which fork to kill myself with”

I started getting followed by some "film festivals" and "writing festivals" and thought "oh, these are cool!" Then I looked a little closer. They're all part of a network that preys on writers, charging us for reviews, and feeding our stuff into slop generators. So I made a list.👋🏻🖕🏻😠