Elon throws his own shite at the moon in atavistic revert to type

Imagine being so confidently wrong

Oh no another horrible guy died

Barnacle Geese and Goose Barnacles exist. August facts for you. Let’s imagine they are pals

I'm really fucking sick of this shit. Just get them to sign a form that they were offered treatment which they refused and then send them home. Job done. news.sky.com/story/nhs-st...

Patients refusing to be treated by non-white staff as NHS reports shocking rise in racism

Paul Awah, a Bedfordshire-based diagnostic radiographer originally from Nigeria, said: "It's definitely got worse – people are more expressive."

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I’m going to have to help out with this too

fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social · 4d ago

For at least twenty years, in every hotel I've stayed in, if there's a Bible I've signed it 'Cheers for believing, all the best, Jesus'. As a full-time touring musician it's well past the thousand mark by now.

The front page of the Daily Telegraph, standing up for the real victims in modern Britain.

I hope FIFA Fucks Iround and Finds Aut

This rules

Chris McGarry@chris-mcgarry.bsky.social · last wk.

Blessed are the Cleese haters.

Just loving how John Cleese, now reduced to one of his own caricatures, rages about immigrants coming to the UK and failing to accept "our" culture, from his home in ... (checks notes) ... Nevis in the Caribbean.

Boy George having a normal one with the old genocide support. Ooooooooft

know i shouldn‘t have but i watched that musk interview with the english woman and jings, he’s extremely mentally ill

I peeked in here and guess what. Well let’s just say nobody saw Stuart and Martin for a while.

Dare ye

I have cried laughing at this.

Bye God

Jings

Look at him really shaking the tree of UK politics like he said he would. Womp womp 🪊

Neil Mackay@neilmackay.bsky.social · 2w ago

Burnham just made a huge mistake over Scottish independence. He stuck to the old ‘just say no’ position of his unionist predecessors. Instead he could have launched a constitutional convention and robbed the SNP of its ability to weaponise Westminster high-handedness In @heraldscotland.bsky.social

What happened to “Never Forget” 9/11?

Wajahat Ali@wajali.bsky.social · 2w ago

Just...remarkable. LOL. Shameless. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

I’m going to Japan with Martin O’Neill

……demonstrate that money can’t fix everything

Aw, Saudi Arabia have hit the nail on the head regarding football’s humble origins. The people’s game. “There’s been a mordor”

Actual lol

The sign that people like this lot are 100% fucked is that NOBODY LAUGHS.

badly drawn bee 🐝@soapachu.bsky.social · 2w ago

perfect dead drop 10/10 no notes (the shrouds really make this)

Burnham absolutely paps it at first hurdle with the Iran strikes from UK bases. What a terrible PM. Really big reset of politics. My arse

Still It’s sad as fuck to see the GOAT cry.

Wayne Rooney : THE WORLD CUP LOOKS LIKE A STUPID BIG GOLD DICK. FUCK IT