Francine
@basicallyamuppet.bsky.social
Writer, guitarist, flautist, Trekkie, MSTie, weirdo, collector of vintage band tees.
Always shocked at the number of people I've met in my life that have housekeepers like who are all you McCallister-ass mofos?
David Duchovny has a book of poetry out, what a time to be alive.
Baby deer hunkered down behind my house waiting for mama to return.
Monday selfie featuring a gold chain from the late 1800s. It started hanging from my great-great grandmother's broach, then my grandmother made it into a necklace, gave it to her daughter, who then gave it to me. I call this look "Release the Hounds."
Actually got kicked out of the 10 items or less lane for having too many items so that DOES happen, folks.
Guy at the store walking around blasting Jackson 5 on his phone is the kind of energy I'm bringing to this week.
Got fired from my construction job because I wouldn't eat lunch atop a steel beam
My husband took this video of my family's chaos and it's just hilarious and perfect.
DJs today are so cute they're like *fiddles with knobs* "MAKE SOME NOOIIIISE" *fiddles with knobs some more* *jumps up and down fist-pumping* "LET'S GOOOO!!" *fiddles with knobs some more*
Almost said "love you" on the phone to the woman at the pizza place when I ordered but I saved myself by saying "lo-ATER! See you later!"
We're watching one of the live feeds of Lollapalooza and some EDM guy is up and it's just... ugh... so I said "let's see what's on the other feed" and my husband goes "wait, I wanna see if this goes anywhere." My friends, it did not. Hashtag old.
They actually chose a pizza party on my deck! Amazing. Fun times celebrating papa's birthday.
Francine@basicallyamuppet.bsky.social · last wk.My little nephews have the option of spending this Saturday night eating pizza on my deck and playing in my yard or we all go to a carnival and I feel like I know which option will win.
Ronald McDonald is a clown but he doesn’t really do clown shit he’s more a guy who likes that look
There's a local ridiculous YouTuber that my husband and I started hate-watching for a bit but have grown over time to love him and now he's like our special little guy and we look forward to his dumb videos.
I just need to have enough close friends that someone will talk lovingly about me on the dateline episode about me being murdered
Feeling happier and more content with my life than I have in a very long time. Just wanted to get that on the timeline.
don’t let anyone stop you from pursuing your dreams if you want to fight poseidon then claim dominion over the seas go for it
As an empath, I can sense when a bear is mauling me
I once jumped out of a plane from 13,000 feet with no problem but pretty much any insect flying anywhere near me will have me running away flailing my arms in terror.
not sure how anyone can stay on an app thats fighting in court for the right to generate non consensual nudes of people, including children
A cocktail and a mocktail with the cutest pregnant lady cause we are still gonna go to the bar, dangit.
Watching an old PBS special about a guy who befriended a dolphin and now I don't feel that weird about feeding chipmunks.
We don't say things are "for the birds" enough anymore.