Patrick Skeels

@baslogic.bsky.social

philosopher | linguist | winsome rogue | fgc wannabe i teach philosophy at the university of kentucky papers here: https://philpeople.org/profiles/patrick-skeels

Had to have a talk with my 4yo, and I foolishly chose to explain certain recent events in terms of doggy heaven but did so without realizing that I had never properly introduced the notion of regular heaven. This resulted in many questions which I was ill-equipped to answer.

My sober and levelheaded take is that it would be good for the profession if we who compose the profession stopped being habitually and publicly fascinated by the stupidest shit ever.

Don’t let decision theorists push you around. Oh my preferences are intransitive? Too bad nerds, I’m paying you to come up with a model where I’m rational, not to complain

My daily driver is nearly ten years old, so I gave it a tune up with new buttons, harnesses, and a JLX. The red is a bit ostentatious for my tastes, but I am in the arena trying things. Now, when I choke, I cannot blame it on the stick.

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Fatal flaw in my argument? Beyond the scope of this paper. Crushing objection? Beyond the scope of this paper. Large swaths of the literature I haven’t read? Beyond the scope of this paper. Dialectical Gerrymandering stays winning.

Once again at O'hare, my favorite airport. The cannabis amnesty receptacles outnumber the lactation pods 2-1 by my count. People do not walk on the right side of the walkways and instead crash into each other likes waves of death at a Cannibal Corpse concert. They never put their phones down.