I have a real problem with a car being called a “Kicks.” In the same way singular nouns as sports teams bother me.
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Bass player and Jaguars fan. Not sure which is worse.
What do you think Bill Belichick’s 25 year old girlfriend’s IG stories are like?
Have multiple mosquito bites this weekend that I only could’ve acquired *through* my jeans. These are not your grandfather’s mosquitoes.
Who decided to call it “third wheel” rather than “obstruction of just us”
God, this is such a fun movie. That scene at the barbershop lives rent free in my head.
Lee from the Internet@theinternetslee.bsky.social · 2mo agoNow that the NBA and World Cup are done I got to get back into movies. Started today by watching Get Shorty (1995). This was a blind spot for me and it was as good as it had been hyped to be. Always enjoyable when Jon Gries shows up. Did Gene Hackman ever have a bad performance? 📽️
No offense but the World Cup trophy looks like a DIY spray-painted papier mache middle school superlative award
I hope David Lynch got to hear Twin Temple before he died
Does each one have an attendant libertarian to tell you the water isn’t actually free?
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2mo agoMall Capacity: 150,000 people. Hydration Stations: 4
Who’s this Riff Raff-lookin (Rocky Horror) mf in the Mexico-Ecuador game
I don’t know if it’s hair dye or a wig, but either way Johnny Marr has to let it go. Got that Ronnie Wood thing going on.
At what point has Israel outlived its usefulness as a US satellite state? I don’t even think I’m wish-casting when I say it’s gotta be sooner than later
I may have spent all day yesterday working on a file that the clients cancelled at 4pm, but at least my first date after work also cancelled by unmatching/blocking me when I asked if we were still on for coffee.
Very pretty woman at bar, prolonged eye contact neither looking away, reasonably suspect she was greenlighting me to talk to her and I still bitched out. Even had a chance when she was leaving and still dropped the ball.
I hate the smartasses at the dictionary every time I look up an adverb and it just says “in a [adjective form] manner”
Hinge should have an option to message someone you’re rejecting. Like this woman is gorgeous and seems put together but being messy is a dealbreaker for her. I just want to be like “you seem great but despite my clean cut appearance I’m a fucking slob and will not change so this is not gonna work”
Would be nice if T Law got suspended for four games and Bortles came out of retirement to play cause I just remembered my “Dust on the Bortles” parody idea
I had a comically stressful stress dream last night. Like Murphy’s Law level, every anxiety I have + the kitchen sink. Neglected to write it down when I woke up because it was so vivid I was like “I’ll remember that for sure.” Dear reader, I do not.
Libs getting to microdose what being an American communist feels like all the time
Just a Dad 📎@dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 3mo agoIt's crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events
Now watching Unforgiven (1992). I've never seen this one, but I've heard all three of those Metallica songs so I feel like I know what to expect #Filmsky 📽️
I sympathize with bands dropping out of the MAGA 250th lineup because I also rarely know anything about any gig I’ve agreed to beyond the time, place, attire and pay. I guarantee they just got an email from some event coordinator asking about their fee and availability for a semiquincentennial fair.
Seattle elects a socialist mayor: Super Bowl NY elects a socialist mayor: NBA Finals
Reminds me of the most important sports substitution of all time.
@serlapinou.bsky.social · 3mo agoPoke @sickosfc.bsky.social French play-off just sayin
Just Duval’d at a guy in a Lawrence jersey absolutely zero acknowledgment. Glad we’re at the point of getting bandwagon fans but c’mon man
