Haley Stevens acts like Kathryn Hahn playing Haley Stevens.
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Just a Coffee Elemental piloting a suit of spongy human meat. Writer of sword and sorcery fiction. Debut: The Lightless Moon and the Starfall Horror - out now. Ravenblade Press. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H4X4CBF3
My story "Jerry Was a Bare-Knuckle Fighter" was a finalist in @midnightwriters.bsky.social 's Midnight Magazine. Which is very cool. I'm trying to not let getting laid off right after I found out ruin it for me lol.
Easily one of the top 5 moments on Bluesky
assbutt@nasboat.org · 2w agohappy one year anniversary of my prophecy coming true
Criston Cole would rather die a free man than serve anyone ever again. We're just wanting him to die already. "Realm's greatest warrior." GTFOH. His resume of fights in this show says otherwise. New: HotD S3E5 "Unbowed and Unbent" REcap www.watchersonthecouch.com/house-of-the...
House of the Dragon S3E5 Unbowed and Unbent Recap and Review
Tim and Mike break down House of the Dragon S3E5 "Unbowed and Unbent" - Criston Cole's death wish, Larys finally telling Aegon the truth, and the Gold Cloak massacre.
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I finally got around to binging "Masters of the Universe: Revolution" tonight, and it's a crime if there's not going to be anymore of that show.
Just saw THE ODYSSEY! I'm not sure why they gave Odysseus that weird mustache. Or why his helmet has eyes and keeps floating off his head. Still it's nice when he gets back to the castle after he stops that dragon from marrying his wife. The thing with the rabbits was fucking weird though.
‘Hunt For Gollum’ Director Andy Serkis Defends Film’s All–Andy Serkis Cast https://theonion.com/hunt-for-gollum-director-andy-serkis-defends-films-all-andy-serkis-cast/
It's Thursday, we're late to the party as usual because we have jobs and don't get screeners. But that doesn't mean we're not still making dick jokes in Westeros. Also I had to rant about how the show pronounces "Daeron."
Watchers on the Couch Podcast@watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 3w agoNew Episode: "Divorce Dragon" (HotD S3.E4 "Tumbleton") Ormund's endgame is revealed, Aegon is having a bad week, and Daemon gives Rhaenyra head. www.watchersonthecouch.com/divorce-drag... #houseofthedragon #podcasts #podcastsky
It's Thursday, we're late to the party as usual because we have jobs and don't get screeners. But that doesn't mean we're not still making dick jokes in Westeros. Also I had to rant about how the show pronounces "Daeron."
Watchers on the Couch Podcast@watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 3w agoNew Episode: "Divorce Dragon" (HotD S3.E4 "Tumbleton") Ormund's endgame is revealed, Aegon is having a bad week, and Daemon gives Rhaenyra head. www.watchersonthecouch.com/divorce-drag... #houseofthedragon #podcasts #podcastsky
Dude's becoming Gollum in real time.
Smeagol: Nobody Likes You!
Alt: Smeagol: Nobody Likes You!
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Bianca Michelle Parker@bumblebigirl.bsky.social · 3w agoFeels bad that a director of a major studio film is perfectly comfortable saying that casting non-white actors is just something you do to look woke and otherwise isn't remotely necessary
Lindsay Graham was 71, just in case you want an anecdotal comparison about what happens if you are a piece of shit.
Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 3w agoMary Morello, the anti-censorship activist who founded Parents for Rock and Rap, has died at 102. She was also the proud mother of Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello, who she introduced onstage as the best band in the universe. zurl.co/KH368
You don't think much about it at the time... and then you start talking about characters in this show for about 45 minutes and your tongue is like "what the fuck?" This week's episode: www.watchersonthecouch.com/you-done-mes... #houseofthedragon #hotd
I was actually in the closed beta for this!
Retro Blast@retroblastpod.com · 4w agoStar Wars Galaxies recently turned 23 years old! I'm not into MMOs, but this one? I LOVED. You could play pretty much any role in that world and you rarely if ever saw a Jedi because it was such a rare skill tree (how it should be) Sadly, it was reworked years later and went offline in 2011
I don't plug the podcast much. it is very seasonal, so we disappear for long stretches at a time. I left all the Musk/Zuck socials a while back for "moral" reasons. It kind of tanked our listener count. So a reminder my friends that the show still exists & we are still making dumb oral sex jokes.
Watchers on the Couch Podcast@watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 4w agoOrmund Hightower ran a lazy con, Rhaenyra upsets everyone and Tim apparently has dragon-blindness. New Podcast Ep: #HotD S3E3 "Rhaenyra Triumphant" the "Daeron" plot, Corlys getting royally screwed, and sure... the period scene, why not? www.watchersonthecouch.com/you-done-mes...
I don't plug the podcast much. it is very seasonal, so we disappear for long stretches at a time. I left all the Musk/Zuck socials a while back for "moral" reasons. It kind of tanked our listener count. So a reminder my friends that the show still exists & we are still making dumb oral sex jokes.
Watchers on the Couch Podcast@watchersonthecouch.bsky.social · 4w agoOrmund Hightower ran a lazy con, Rhaenyra upsets everyone and Tim apparently has dragon-blindness. New Podcast Ep: #HotD S3E3 "Rhaenyra Triumphant" the "Daeron" plot, Corlys getting royally screwed, and sure... the period scene, why not? www.watchersonthecouch.com/you-done-mes...
You all have no idea how hard it is for me to write "whimsical." But I did it! 😅 ...unless of course, it truly lacks whimsy. @whimsyfiction.bsky.social
Grant me this one request... grant me a Zine! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!
New Edge Sword & Sorcery Magazine@newedgeswordmag.bsky.social · last mo.📣TRULY FINAL STRETCH GOAL: FREE THEVIN 'ZINE FOR ALL BACKERS📜 Close to our creative team's pay bonus stretch goal, we're introducing one FINAL goal - a free 13,000 word 'zine story, "CITY OF TEARS", staring Jirel's pal Thevin! Free for all backers, learn more here: www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...
New episode! We're back and covering House of the Dragon S3E1 & E2, the two episodes that should've been last season's finale. Battle of the Gullet, kissing your mother with that mouth, and Rhaenyra taking the throne. It's a little late... but so is the season. player.captivate.fm/episode/0df5...
The wait for Whimsy is almost over - and we’re delighted to announce that the wonderful folks at @scrivenerapp.bsky.social have decided to follow their whim and support our very first contest! If you’re not in yet but want to be, you’ve got until 30th June to join us. 🦙🪶 See you on the 1st!
Wild to say this now, but as of 4:20AM I became an "author" or something? I don't know how to market but "Lightless Moon and the Starfall Horror" is a quick read Sword and Sorcery adventure. And it's on Kindle! And I hope you like it if you like that sort of thing! www.amazon.com/dp/B0H4X4CBF3
Weeknight Writers@weeknightwriters.bsky.social · 2mo agoQ6: Do you have any recent or upcoming publications? Share them here, and be sure to include links if you have them! (No AI, and please add alt text to all images) #WeeknightWriters
I think "The House that Jack Built" is a really underrated song, actually. Doesn't get enough love.
Metallica@metallica.com · 2mo ago30 years ago #OnThisDay in 1996, "Load" was released! What's your favorite song on the album?
I can't believe this is how I found out Harambe was in the Epstein files.
Charlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.social · 2mo agowe live in hell
This is semi-interesting. On one hand: fuck AI written books. On the other: CEO says that they'll stock them as long as they are labeled as AI. So when a company like B&N eventually says "we don't offer them anymore because no one wants this shit." That's a big message. But CEOs also lie so...
Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · 3mo agoBoycott Barnes and Noble. Loudly. Right fucking now. www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...