I have a busy summer and I need to finish this novel so I’m going to log off for a while, unless I end up having stuff to promote. See you later bluesky.application

If I was on the Terror it wouldn’t have gone down like that. I would’ve convinced Hickey to try an even more idiotic scheme

The real locus of power in any queer community is the person who writes the bylaws for all of the sex party LLCs

for those asking, the official English version is being published by @peow.bsky.social if you wanna pick up a copy! (pictured: the original 1981-82 printing, which i found at Mandarake Complex in Tokyo)

The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian@janus.bsky.social · 2mo ago

For Pride Month, i wrote about Stop!! Hibari-kun, an accidentally trans-positive gag manga from the 1980s about a girl who serves sickening fish and her idiot boyfriend’s inability to chill out about it. @aftermath.site

My illustrious career as a film extra has begun. Watch this short film if you want to see exactly one (1(☝️)) of my breasts

if inventions did not exist, it would be necessary to figure out some way of addressing that

america yearns for the george bush bean memorial reflecting pool

ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 2mo ago

i fear we have no choice but to fill the reflecting pool with beans

they call it “green” salsa because it’s money in the bank

This Father’s Day, the best way you can express solidarity with those of us without fathers is to kill your dad

I hate this guy but you can't just make up things he said even if you're pretty sure he says shit like it

I’m listening to @tuck.bsky.social’s podcast Gender Reveal in what I assume is the traditional order: first, the episodes with my friends in them. Next, acquaintances. Then enemies, and after that, ranked by hotness

logging off when a post has 30 likes and logging back on when it has 4000 feels like waking up at the wheel of a speeding car

I'm a rom-com protagonist. My endearing quality to offset my alienating beauty is that I keep accidentally discharging the handgun that I'm open carrying

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

this guy is crazy if he thinks a bunch of money and fancy tech will ever get Speed Racer to turn his back on family

Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2mo ago

And so they meet again

Okay fine, I'll take over X-Men. New storyline is that someone has strapped Cyclops into a big engine that powers a massive boat. He's secured by the head so his legs are just kind of dangling

One time I tried to get June to end an essay with an absolutely brutal pun and she replied with one of the most hilariously firm "nos" of my editing career.

June Martin@theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 2mo ago

a lesser woman would have gone for the materiel pun but I have self-respect

They don’t like it when you waggle your fingers and say “Don’t mind if I do” above an open casket

Got some crowd work videos going around. People really like the ones where I fire a shotgun into the crowd, even though it’s not really my best material

Wikipedia editors keep changing my article to be in the past tense no matter how many times I assure them that I'm alive

Look, I'm sorry for attending all of those Peter Thiel secret society meetings. I was just there for the food. I'd fill up my plate with premium meat, and when anyone tried to talk to me, I nodded and said "Sure thing, buddy"

*through gritted teeth* nothing human is alien to me

she’s chilling

just finished Love/Aggression by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com and fucking adored the hell out of it. magical realism where the realism is the absurd mess of trans women trying to exist together, and the magic is the logical conclusion turned into symbolist weirdness. truly fantastic.

this was really good! I kind of need it to keep happening!!

June Martin@theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 2mo ago

People of the Bay Area! I’m hosting a new reading series called Text Change, in which five trans writers are invited to read work on any topic other than transition! The first show is at The Stud on June 14th at 6:30! (flyer designed by @cara.city)

Gotta be Absolute Radiance in Hollow Knight. Though hopefully Silksong DLC has an even tougher one

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Name the hardest videogame boss you’ve ever beat.

This was so great! The readings were super varied in style and tone from serious & sad to weird & funny to horny tentacle sci/-fi but they were all awesome. The crowd was great too and the Stud works surprisingly well as a venue for this sort of thing. You should definitely go to the next one!

June Martin@theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 2mo ago

People of the Bay Area! I’m hosting a new reading series called Text Change, in which five trans writers are invited to read work on any topic other than transition! The first show is at The Stud on June 14th at 6:30! (flyer designed by @cara.city)

I cannot describe the degree to which you missed out if you weren’t there. All five of the readers absolutely knocked it out of the park

June Martin@theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 2mo ago

People of the Bay Area! I’m hosting a new reading series called Text Change, in which five trans writers are invited to read work on any topic other than transition! The first show is at The Stud on June 14th at 6:30! (flyer designed by @cara.city)

the state of art in san francisco in a nutshell imo

I’ve got the mandate of heaven in the garage beneath some boxes. I never use the thing, probably has a bunch of spiders in it