had a family friend ask if he could park his car by our house for a little while he moved. its been a year and a half and we've told him multiple times to get it, and hes been back in town many times and just hasn't. other day saw there was a parking violation and today it was towed his reaction

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now its time to ask myself the age old question: did i eat today

You: Where does the time go? *Me, furiously shoving time into my mouth*

this is what it's like when u have the feeling of wanting to go home but ur already at home

oh butts I didnt know hibiscus came in different colors!

being a functioning human is probably one of the worst things i’ve ever experienced

look at this handsome gentleman

more money in the grifters pockets. rip to my favorite game franchises.

its wild that they are just letting them cover up the death/incapacitation of a sitting senator do we.. do we need to storm the castle?

I got a boo-boo

so we crashing shit into the moon now?

I remembered to pick up my prescription 🙌🏻🙌🏻

I just saw a single turkey standing under a tree all alone and simple man by shinedown is playing and I got emotional lmao

oh hey here's something

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they're trying to get Bautista to replace Hurst as Kratos???

Finally pooped after 2 days. I feel like I can float away.

they should make a trans bond. have Elliot Page play him. would be a bond movie id probably watch

There should be a list of problematic companies, media, author's and stores so I can know what I'm allowed to like Too many people and things are coming up problematic lately that it's hard to keep up.

I've had puddle of muds song blurry stuck in my head for quite a while. It doesn't help but it occasionally plays on this new radio station i'm listening to

fffffffff

Just found out that all the clothes are still damp!

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔっᯓᡣ𐭩@bearkase.bsky.social · 5d ago

Asking my spouse to do anything is like asking a monkey's paw for a wish. Sure, he did laundry yesterday, but he also just left it piled up on the bed all day.

someone ran a red light and almost hit us while we were turning. fucking honked at us too. loser.

I drew on myself

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ever wake up still stoned?

computa show me celery man

i saw your generalized post so could you explain why you’re mad at me specifically

yeah, I have ADHD: Apparent Deficiency in the Handling of Deez nuts lmao gottem

maybe i should keep both of my thumb nails short so I CAN FUCKING TYPE ON THIS DUMB ASS PHONE or just let the typos be free