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23 | they/she | she *cartoon running sound* on my *slide whistle sound* til I *cartoon pie splat sound* i post dumb shit that's stuck in my head and also get angry abt politics sometimes
start watching a youtube video for 30 seconds then loudly saying "I don't fucking care dude" and closing it and hitting don't recommend channel
Cannot wait for the pitch that it's my patriotic duty to sacrifice myself to a drone for the sake of a political class who have made it perfectly clear that they hate me and everyone that I've ever loved
ada shelby is such a wasted character in peaky blinders, i'm on episode 2 of season 1 for my rewatch and shes already had more to do and with more emotion than she gets in the last like 3 seasons combined
"the jean paul gartier girlbulge perfume isn't real it cant hurt you!" the jean paul gartier girlbulge perfume:
white people when the function has disturbing internet mysteries
missed out on tickets to the transfem collective halloween party bu like 24 hours :(
saw a transphobe use the phrase Looney Troons recently and i gotta hand it to him that's actually kinda funny, im gonna start using that i think
in the bada bink, straight up "tonying it". and by"it", haha, well. let's justr say. My sopano.
ok that was meant to go on my other account but fuck it im drunk and its funny so i'm leaving it on herr
bee@beedubree.bsky.social · 3w agoarfid is so fucking dumb like wtf do you mean i'm willing to eat ass but cheese on toast is out of bounds i hate this shit
arfid is so fucking dumb like wtf do you mean i'm willing to eat ass but cheese on toast is out of bounds i hate this shit
managers who talk to their grown adult employees in the same tone that a playgroup assistant talks to a four year old deserve to be fired into the fucking sun
we live in the stupidest fucking timeline possible
Premier League News@plnews.bsky.social · 3w agoUAE warns Andy Burnham it may pull billions in investment for the UK's proposed Oxford-Cambridge tech hub—dubbed the UK's Silicon Valley—in retaliation over Manchester City's guilty verdict, per The Telegraph.
letterboxd should add a feature where they IP ban your account if you post a one-sentence review that's just talking about how much you want to touch yourself to one of the actors
Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china.
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 3w agoJust over two months into his tenure as U.K. prime minister, Andy Burnham is laying the groundwork for an unabashedly socialist overhaul of the British state.
don't listen to nirvana unplugged at 1am while drunk worst mistake of my life
