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Xenntric

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sloppy programmer || slushy photographer || they/them

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Damian Ward @damianward.bsky.social · 2d ago

Passing Ship, Alpes-Maritimes 2026. #photography #monochrome #blackandwhite #bnw

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · last wk.

ironwolf hdd i overpaid for in july 2025 at £76

the same ironwolf hdd currently priced at £187

image macro of anthony bourdain in black and white with the caption

"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -

Nick De Marco KC @nickdemarcokc.bsky.social · 2w ago

The Cheshire Cheese With camera no. 23 in my 2024 Compact Film Camera Project: the Rollei AFM 35, aka the Fuji Klasse, made by Fujifilm in Japan. More on my blog: share.google/MJqbOLJffrD8... #filmphotography #rollei #compactcamera #kodakgold #fuji

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 2w ago

i keep getting the feeling that i’m underutilising my phone as i only use it for messaging or scrolling bsky

jotchua, the golden retriever puppy on the screen of a flip phone. there are strong rings emanating from the phone and upon contact with a crying child transforms them into a copy of jotchua. the scene is horrifying and there is a telephone mast in the background

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 2w ago

said this before i spent 8 days cycling across france and we’re getting vélo-mogged

Xenntric@beefbeef.net · last mo.

every time i cycle with someone from london they fall in love with wide, dedicated, smooth cycle paths that even run to nearby cities

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 2w ago

just completed my bikepacking trip from paris to bordeaux

28mm colour photograph of my bike parked in a small french town, the street has bunting flapping in the wind and the buildings have ivy and cracks growing across them, in the background is the town church

28mm black and white photograph of a boat full of dirt stranded on a ramp leading down to the Loire river between Orleans and Tours, the river is very low and the ground marshy

28mm black and white photograph of three sheep at the final campsite. the sheep are partitioned by a tree trunk as the two on the left are grazing, and the biggest sheep smiling(?) into the camera with its eyes closed

28mm black and white photograph of a tiny dog sticking its head out from behind a barred windowsill

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · last mo.

bristol's bike lanes make cycling a no brainer, and i wish other cities had the opportunity to make similar paths

jotchua, the golden retriever puppy dog, with big glasses looking cute

Tomasz Śniedziewski @tsniedziewski.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Good afternoon, Kaohsiung (Rolleiflex 2.8F, Kodak Portra 160 exp.) #BelieveInFilm

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 3mo ago

part of the fun of moving to a new country is hoping they’ll give you a day off for the world cup win

10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 4mo ago

This place sucks it doesnt even have a combo vape shop/gambling den FPP Color 125 Nikon n80 #filmphotography

Wesley your friend Wesley @internetwes.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Photo hack: get xpan aspect ratios by taking pics exclusively at underground platforms

Summer₊˚ʚ💙@liurnia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

^-^

Summer₊˚ʚ💙@liurnia.bsky.social · 5mo ago

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Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 5mo ago

i’ve been playing so much pikmin 4 i think i may like it more than 2…

jotchua the photoshoppable golden retriever puppy and his best friend in a grassy environment, a garden, with a small spaceship. they have been photoshopped to look like Moss and Oatchi from pikmin 4 respectively. there is the title ‘PIKMIN 4’ at the top of the image

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 5mo ago

showed the picture of when i fell off my bike and got road rash all up my left side to a friend and she said i looked snatched

jotchua and his best friend embracing on top of a snowy mountain, photoshopped to be minions

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 5mo ago

revamping my camera with a smaller viewfinder, new straps, and a big goofy square hood for my pancake lens and it’s gonna look so cute by the end

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 5mo ago

fell off my bike and messed up most of my left side but now my hip and leg are so swollen they kinda look goo

jotchua, the commonly photoshopped golden retriever puppy, wrapped in bandages in the nevada desert with his friend dressed as a roman legionary

Rad Sewage @parboiledpontus.bsky.social · 6mo ago

My autumn with Ektar Lomo LCA 120 Ektar 100 #filmphotography

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 6mo ago

who want me who want to hit me with their car

jotchua. the photoshopped golden retriever puppy having a cd rom inserted into his head by an entity. maggie bay album spoof

Summer₊˚ʚ💙@liurnia.bsky.social · 6mo ago

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Wesley your friend Wesley @internetwes.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Photo walk was great tonight but hooooly was it windy lol #fujifilm #xpro3 #sooc #streetphotography

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 9mo ago

my friend invited me over to his house and i finally got to meet his cat, Leo!

Leo, my friend’s beautiful bengal cat popping in from the right hand side of the 50mm photo, and looking directly into the camera. Weekly Fuji recipe was the Universal Superia 200, which gives a strong green tint to the image and crushed blacks, was indoor lighting.

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 9mo ago

am i stupid or surely the answer to private accounts is by hosting your own PDS for you and your friends, so people who are part of your server can see your posts but you just dont propagate it to other bsky data servers?

inlinesix @inlinesix.art · 9mo ago

INDUSTRY

Wesley your friend Wesley @internetwes.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Holland Park Station Fujifilm X-Pro3, testing out a new film sim that’s emulating fuji superia and I like the green undertones #streetphotography

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 9mo ago

visited brooklands museum but i only took pics of the stuffed toys

50mm black and white photo of a mechanics workshop in Brooklands Museum, in the foreground is a motorcycle which used to race at silverstone, and behind is a workbench with files, clamps, and assorted knickknacks. under the workbench is a cuddly toy dog, which looks very cute sitting patiently poking his head out of shadow

50mm black and white photo of a cuddly toy bear sitting on the wing of a Vimy bomber in Brooklands Museum. This plane flew from England to Australia in 1919 during the Great Air Race!

Summer₊˚ʚ💙@liurnia.bsky.social · 10mo ago

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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 10mo ago

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

Xenntric @beefbeef.net · 10mo ago

another weekend in london this time hanging around the City. definitely want to go back with my film camera and a tripod as we’re getting to that time when everything is getting bleaker

23mm black and white photo of a street corner in london covered in graffiti. there’s a mix of tags, throw ups, and murals but prominently are two pieces from King Mul, a favourite artist of mine and i was very happy to see his work unexpectedly!!

23mm black and white photo taken inside the crypt of the John Soane museum, two japanese lion dogs sitting within an internal wall frame? backlit by light coming in from the ceiling

50mm cropped black and white photo of reflections of the Lloyd’s building in London, the reflections get more distorted towards the top of the image, changing the ordered concrete outcropping into various twisted shapes. The distortion of the rooms and confusing of the staircase kind of reminds me of the 2020 era of AI images? Where it’d spit out images that look like something until you look closer, and the more you interrogate it the more it looks like nothing at all

23mm black and white photo of the Lloyd’s building from street level. The ducting for the building is done on the outside and the whole building looks more like something you’d see in Naoya Hatakeyama’s Lime Works series