Kristi Noem: “The man approached ICE agents with a 9mm drawn and ICE agents attempted to restrain him before opening fire on him. An ICE agent had his finger bitten off by the victim and is in the hospital.” Here, have mine: 🖕

"wHy WoUlD sOmEoNe HaVe A gUn At A pEaCeFuL pRoTeSt??" --Guys who do this

Alex Jeffrey Pretti, innocent human being, murdered execution-style by ICE state terrorists, January 24, 2026

Moses Mike Johnson makes the strongest argument for abortion rights I've ever seen

This is toward you If you can't afford health or childcare If you can't afford housing or groceries If you're a woman, LGBTQ+, PoC, disabled, non-Xian If you're not a billionaire If you're not part of his depraved pedophile circle If you believe in human rights & Constitutional rights

Uh-huh. Except where it can line billionaire pockets.

We will always remember the sedition of these traitors.

When I've dreamed of a president being hauled out of bed into custody to face criminal charges for his illegal activities, it wasn't Maduro I was thinking of

Look at this fucking boob

How empty of a shell do you have to be to have your phone background be a photo of you pointing at yourself like some kind of ghost of presidency past? What a soulless ass

Whose turn is it to change the piss bag?

FYI

Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️

Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire. If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.

Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook) Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure. You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.

If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces

I wrote about Kash Patel's cringe, weird challenge coin. Perfect for him: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Kash Patel’s Challenge Coin Is Perfect for Him

The FBI director has created a memento that symbolizes his unfitness.

theatlantic.com

Hegseth's military "beard ban" isn't just stupid, it's racist. And they know that, of course, because they're trying to rid the service of everyone but straight white men. www.vox.com/the-goods/20...

Why workplace bans on facial hair marginalize men of color

Men who work in food service, business, the military, or the public sector often run into beard bans.

vox.com

NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE

Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.

800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database. Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away. The cruelty is the point.

I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.

I can't stop watching this mesmerizing bug-eyed fuck 💀

Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11mo ago

HOLY SHIT