Mail envelopes love to be all “IMPORTANT INFORMATION ENCLOSED” and then some old bullshit once you open it.
Me, to my dog whilst we’re watching AEW Redemption: “That’s the Japanese Terrifier.”
"Please do not ask me any questions about my embarrassing public infidelity in front of the dog, he doesn't know about any of that."
Mike Reiss@mikereiss.bsky.social · 2w agoMike Vrabel arrives 🐶🏈
"if I was to die" Leaving open the terrifying possibility that he may not!
The 1st time I tried to watch Oppenheimer, a kid in front of me said to his friend “is this based on a true story?” so I walked out. The 2nd time I tried to watch Oppenheimer, someone was on their phone in full brightness right in front of me so I walked out. I will not be seeing The Odyssey.
Show me your phone background. The Poppy & Georgie Track Club ain’t nothin to fuck with.
💅🏻The Wrestling Mermaid🧜♀️@jmothemermaid.bsky.social · 2w agoShow me your phone background All my loves ❤️
Announcing that I, too, am dropping out of the Maine Senate Democratic Primary and endorsing Troy Jackson.
God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.
AEW World Championship match on now. Don’t ask me for nothing.
As a repatriate, I can report that Mitch McConnell is not dead in the traditional sense but is instead on his "beach." His "Ka" is stranded and may turn into a "BT" ("Beached Thing," of course) if not able to pass on. If you encounter Mitch's BT, please do not disturb!
Forgot about Lester Bangs’ interview with Lou Reed. This is not a joke.
Very happy to announce that I have accepted an offer to be the ‘1’ in a 1 v. 20 Jubilee “Surrounded” debate video where the topic is if Pomeranians are the best dog breed (they are.) If you’re wondering whether or not I will be condescending, don’t worry, I WILL.
I will die having never seen this latest Jackass movie nor this latest Toy Story movie!
Sad to report that President Donald J. Trump has passed away after experiencing severe brain trauma as a result of his knockout loss in round 2 of his main event bout tonight. 🙏🕯️You lived your life like a candle in the wind, sir.🕯️🙏
Stockholm - Sankt Eriksplan, Dec 24, Lomo’Instant Wide Glass, Instax wide I’ll properly crop this someday, just not today.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
Foghorn leghorn ass “I say I say I say I’m an incredibly online pervert, son.”
Molly Jong-Fast@mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 9mo agoThere’s no way this is real
this is legit one of the saddest things i have ever seen
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 9mo agoElon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
