Wasn't hopeful for #Taskmaster, then "Listen up you fuck knuckle" Happened.
Is it "Definitely Not Racist" weekend then? Something going on in #Kent, and there's a "Definitely Not Racist" protest in #middlesbrough today.
First time I've tried this! Rankle #598 1/4 “Trial and error” 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 www.rankle.app
Rankle – a daily ranking puzzle game
Rank 6 things in 4 guesses. There's a new puzzle every day.
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Astonishing cover version of the day. Rule #2 very different to the original. Have a great day! youtu.be/_p5tcHOPZX0?...
Nonpoint - When Doves Cry (Prince Cover) Official Music Video
YouTube video by Nonpoint
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Morning/Afternoon Hope all is well. Busy but dull here. That's just me.... not the work situation!
Have plugged my new amp in. The neighbours are having quite the afternoon!
Sing Dance
ALT: Sing Dance
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Remembering that time in 2023 when James Cleverly joked about rape and said spiking a woman's drink with rohypnol is “not really illegal if it’s only a little bit”. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Home Secretary James Cleverly made ‘joke’ about giving wife date-rape drug
Home Secretary told female guests at a No10 reception that 'a little bit of Rohypnol in her drink every night' was 'not really illegal if it’s only a little bit'
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If I can give you a life tip, it's never click on a QR code when you're half pissed. I am now one of the top 5 donors to PALEgrimage 2026 on Justgivingfundme.
Britney Spears' Awkward Fake Smile
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Very worthy cause. Please donate if you can and help us smash the £150k this year. www.justgiving.com/page/palegri...
TheGoldenSmog's fundraiser for Great North Air Ambulance Service
Help TheGoldenSmog Stockton raise money to support Great North Air Ambulance Service
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You can sing this to the tune of Englishman in New York’s chorus. He’s a deviant. He’s a sexual deviant. And he puts fake tan on his cock.
I promised Fanny Soap and Atomic Beer, and I went to see the smashing chap with the tattooed skull at AB in Yarm. Donzoko Smog, a phenomenal brew and a real up and coming brewery - locally at least. Would reocmmend.
Heard in the pub just now. I'd say "overheard" but it was that fucking loud. "AND HE PUTS FAKE TAN ON HIS COCK!"
@gingertotty.bsky.social has commented about National Black Cat Appreciation Day. I missed it, but here's the reprobate from last night.
Fanny Soap and Atomic Beer on the menu for today. Definite 5/7 day! Have a good one me likkle Bluebobs!
Attending a meeting today as part of the job I didn't get. It makes sense, honest.
Got two tickets for Pulp at Wythenshawe Park tomorrow going spare. £140 face value but would take £100. How many people are even on Bluesky to see this? Not shifting these, am I.
The world is a bit shit right now. But you're not. You're fucking amazing. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
Good Morning. Don't get sentimental over celebs, but Dolly was one of a kind. An absolutely beautiful human being. Fuck cancer. Have a good day peeps. Be kind to one another and Be More Dolly. x
Dolly Parton: Damn Straight! You Points
ALT: Dolly Parton: Damn Straight! You Points
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Didn't get the job I interviewed for yesterday because reasons which I am 100% cool with. But shiny new amp arrived and car has been fixed after months of sat on the drive (because couldn't drive) and so it's a good day. Hope yours is too!
Monday was tolerable but by fuck my hand is throbbing. How's it been compadres?