WORST. MORNING. EVER. Arizona was in the deadzone. I had to complete my morning routine without any frens.

This is insulting and infuriating. There's a better way to save the earth and its species... NO MORE BILLIONAIRES! If you haven't already, cancel Amazon Prime and ignore asshat Leonardo DiCaprio. www.yahoo.com/news/science...

Leonardo DiCaprio and Jeff Bezos lead $200M project to save 100 of globe's most threatened species

Foundations funded and co-founded by Leonardo DiCaprio and Jeff Bezos have launched an initiative committing $200 million to revive 100 of Earth's most threatened species, including endangered lemurs,...

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LIGHT THE BEACON!! TAKE ME HOME, FREEWAY BURGER KING!!

I'm just so fucking ready to be done with capitalism man. I'm so tired.

Good morning from another corporate compliance training. 😭 I'm grateful for the 20 or so of you I consider real frens. Feels like I'm never stuck doing boring things alone. 🤗

HOLY SHIT! 🔔🌪 I didn't know what the national weather service emergency alert sounded like from my new work phone. Ya never want to hear an unknown alarm blaring from somewhere inside your apartment. 😭

Back at corporate for half the week. After three hours of training, I can finally report that freeway Burger King still slaps. Sadly, there are more homeless frens than customers, though. 🛒🛒🛒🛒🍔

Episode 12 dropped and contains our first celebrity interview! #Podcast Suspense-Thriller Author LAURA FROST is here to talk about her new book "SEEKING SASHA" and fresh starts in life with Byron and Jason. youtu.be/TEDu7AEXazg @lfrostwrites.bsky.social @kos9192.bsky.social @arlentsao.bsky.social

Episode 12 Author Laura Frost, SEEKING SASHA, and Fresh Starts in Life

YouTube video by Jason Kinkade

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Be me holding up self-checkout by individually wrapping my Mexican Cokes in an environmentally unsound amount of plastic. ALARM.EXE & INSTANT_REPLAY.MPG Girl comes over. ME: I wasn't stealing, I was wrap- GIRL: Don't care if you were. Girl cancels alarm, gives me ice cream coupon, leaves.

Democratic Socialism:

Well, I finally found a breakfast burrito guy near the parking lot, but he charged me $12 a burrito (me and my son) and his card reader asked for a tip. Annnd just like that I feel we need to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. Jk jk. But I spent $30 on a breakfast that didn't include alcohol!

🌵🛍 Farmer's Market is fuckin' dead. I can't even buy a local breakfast burrito when I want to. 😂😭 I USED TO HAVE IT SO GOOD!! Memories 1 bestifyoudont.neocities.org/oregon1.html Memories 2 bestifyoudont.neocities.org/oregon2.html

About to drop plasma donation number 99. I feel like a jack-o-lantern left in the sun. 🫠

At some point in the last five years, my agency absorbed an agency I once rage quit. Coworkers keep pausing while meeting me then asking, "Waaait... aren't you that guy??"

Surgery was a month ago. Still healing (and healing well--I'm incredibly fortunate). End of the month brings bills, incl. a $900 COBRA payment to hang onto my insurance so I can get in my next follow-up appointment in a couple weeks. Grateful to all who help spread the word: gofund.me/ed0e7e48c

Donate to Support Chris Womack's Cancer Recovery Journey, organized by Theresa O'Connor

A dear friend of mine, Chris Womack, was diagnosed with prostate cance… Theresa O'Connor needs your support for Support Chris Womack's Cancer Recovery Journey

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TFW Microsoft Teams lights up with "Come celebrate July birthdays with cake in the break room!" and you haven't been here long enough to be anti-social.

I need to stop by a transmission repair shop, I just can’t seem to get my ass in gear today.

Anti-vaxxers are really taking a victory lap on social media now that anti-vaxxers in charge of the government are saying anti-vax things.

Some things change, but the festering mattress stays the same.

What kind of dad would I be if I let my 9-to-5 prevent me from getting my son's plasma-money allowance?? #JustMadeIt

Guess I'll redesign my email signature this hour, too. 😎 #LightDuty

I've reported to a corporate building all week, now I'm spending two days at one of our clinics. Get it together, Jason!

Bit of tea to spill. The new female therapist was sent home to change because somebody complained her skirt was too short. Yeah, it was short, but she looked professional and the temperature is 110°.

BINGO!

Ladies, wtf you do with the same hour-long lunch I get that you end up back in the training room with a huge bag of Chipotle or Whataburger to eat over the whole second half of the day? 🤔

The only way Jeff Bezos gives up a couple of yachts and pays his workers is either a new system of government or good strong unions.

Amazon, gig companies see spike in workers on SNAP and Medicaid, study shows

Amazon workers on federal aid nearly tripled between 2020 and 2025, while ride-hailing and food delivery drivers shot up on lists compiled by the U.S. Government Accountability Office.

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There's nothing "communist" about wanting to close the gap between Jeff Bezos and a homeless person. There's still plenty of space in Democratic Socialism to be individually successful.

It's been a take-the-bucket-into-the-bathroom kind of morning in case the capitalism flows out of both ends. My body thinks there's a crisis now that I have to leave the apartment and stay gone all day.

IT'S OVER! 😂 Even the benefits lady at my new job warned the room that 401(k)s are meant to go down, too. LMAO! NO, THEY'RE NOT! We're being robbed and going along with it. If you haven't already, delete Facebook, cancel Amazon, and unsub from Paramount & HBO. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

The IRS is imploding

The CEO says the agency is proving it’s possible to have “less people and better results.”

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