Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.
My kids have measles, I lost my job, and my wife was deported. But at least now I don't have to see so many rainbow crosswalks.
Vote like your life depends on it, or the life of a friend, relative, or neighbor. Because it does. We’re the decoys now.
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
I also want to add that every single time ICE has physically hurt me, they have grabbed me by my chest. Most of my femme friends have said the same. I will not be surprised if / when we find out about twisted sexual assaults conducted by ICE agents with these gloves.
Aaron Reichlin-Melnick@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 5d agoWow. Proponents of the ICE taser gloves are openly saying that one reason they love the gloves is that they doesn’t leave any marks or proof that they were used, making it harder for people to sue when they’re shocked excessively.
Joe Biden never hid in a catering truck. However, he snuck into Kiev the hard way: a 20‑hour round‑trip train ride across war‑torn Ukraine, into a capital under regular missile attack, in a country where the U.S. has no troops and no control of the airspace.
They only work on bare skin, so if you know you're going to encounter them, make sure you're wearing the thickest fabric you can.
The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped.
Unusual Whales@unusualwhales.bsky.social · 6d ago"The jobless boom has arrived," per WSJ
While struggling with the Reflecting Pool, Trump now takes his talents to aircraft carrier engineering.
I really enjoyed this one: Cooker: What is a woman? They: Someone who knows to cover her drink when you walk in the room. 😂🍸
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito has reportedly made up to $2.9 million from fossil fuel interests as he prepares to vote on whether oil companies should pay for the impacts of climate change. #Ethics www.thedailybeast.com/analysis-say...
Delta Airlines charging me for my bag? That's obnoxious. Delta Airlines charging me to book a seat? That's obnoxious. But Delta Airlines working with ICE to ship people to concentration camps is COLLABORATION. Boycot #delta
Poll results vs. how poll results are presented in the Wall Street Journal.
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
We need to protect Social Security for the next generation.
One America, where sociopathic couples opportunistically use each other to get money/power with icy distance. Another America, where affectionate couples actually love each other and enjoy each other's company.
Not to beat up on Douthat even more, but I'll just say: it has never, in all of post-war American history, been more crystal clear exactly who your enemy should be. Never. If it's not obvious to you, you are morally & intellectually defective.
Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 2w agoIn dishonor of Ross Douthat's last NYT column, I'm breaking my self-imposed ban on reading him—smug bad faith, whiny victimization, and steadfast refusal to let evidence affect opinion—and will screenshot and comment. This is the column if you want to read it yourself (I don't recommend it). 1/x
The RNC will tell the truth from time to time, only unintentionally. 😂
I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on - if your position is that the president of the United States and his family should be immune from IRS scrutiny, you’re unqualified to be the Attorney General. It’s an indictment on our entire system that 50 GOP Senators don’t agree.
I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon.