Bethany Elliott

@bethanyaelliott.bsky.social

Words in Unherd, Guardian, Politico, New Statesman, The Spectator, New Humanist, The Fence, The Critic, The Daily Mash, Jamestown Foundation. Usually about Russia-Ukraine. Voice/face on BBC radio/TV and Times Radio.

You know in USSR where you’d go to the store and ask “What do you have?” I just did that with the TfL woman at the tube station. ”Do you have any Circle Line today? Perhaps a lil District? And if I were to place this crisp banknote in the top pocket of your handsome fleece would that make a change?”

In today’s edition of ‘Men’, one of my dining companions just asked the weirdest thing I’d ever seen on the tube and I replied - honestly - that it was a man snatching my high heeled shoe directly off my foot and making off with it. He replied quietly “Mine was two blokes transporting a fridge”.

At wedding. It’s daughter of family friend, the owner of my father’s fave Indian restaurant on Canvey Island. As the groom arrives, all the bride‘s friends hold up signs demanding to see his money & know how much he has. Oh fine. When they do it, it’s adorable. But when *I* did that on first dates…

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“Putin hopes we are tired. We know he is mortal.” President Zelenskyy. ㅤ He said Putin still imagines an old Ukraine that would stay silent and endure. “That Ukraine no longer exists.” ㅤ Europe once told stories of knights who faced dragons. Today Ukraine is the country doing it for real.