e-bike dad at my daycare has evolved into MEGA E-BIKE DAD and now carts three children to daycare with it 🫡
amy brown
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writer / parent x2 / sf bay via dayton, ohio "the only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing” - KATSEYE amybrown.xyz ✨
i'm too beautiful for two-factor authentication. a simple password should suffice. sort of the opposite of how i feel about getting carded at a bar
thinking about buying a new notebook. does anyone know which notebook will fix whatever is wrong with me this time
guy who learns to get around the bay area on public transit using the rancid songs about taking the bus
Emily Wilson gets one more piece on The Odyssey and then she needs to move on and let us know what she thinks about Mallrats
"More than 15,000 people in El Cerrito have a Nextdoor account, which is approximately 60 percent of the town’s population" <-- not the only jump scare in this piece.
amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 18h agomy essay about becoming the nextdoor villain of el cerrito drops tomorrow at @oaklandreviewofbooks.org
my essay about becoming the nextdoor villain of el cerrito drops tomorrow at @oaklandreviewofbooks.org
finally bringing bluesky to parity with the a star is born press tour
Bluesky@bsky.app · 21h agoUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
I must inform you that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” just went platinum, according to the RIAA. www.riaa.com/gold-platinu...
reading between the lines here, it's incredibly funny that this guy filed a police report on himself, presumably because he thought the cops wouldnt look into it
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
this reminds me of a teacher colleague I used to work with who, on September 1st, changed the date on the board to "August 32nd" and just kept going until the kids noticed several months later
Caræsten 🇵🇸@cara.city · 2d agoso there's been this big Clear Channel digital countdown to the world cup billboard in Oakland for the last six months, except the world cup is over, and they haven't found someone new to buy the billboard space, so right now it just says: "-51 days till all eyes are on the Bay Area!"
Thanks. Yes, that's what I was trying to say, but took too long to get there. Our politics community is strong, and I'd love for us to expand into new communities. Science and sports have already taken off. Birding, gardening, K-pop, we're open to all (except nazis and jerks).
I follow these Korean guys on Instagram who just do the same dance in different places and they landed a big one today
how horrible it would be to accidentally help someone else without getting anything in return
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I was filling out a new patient form and accidentally submitted it with only this in the “Please list current stressors in your life” input Meant to add more but you know what I think this captures it well enough
two year olds are god’s perfect creatures. mine just ate a burrito by turning it landscape mode
i once received a ton of texts from a very angry woman who kept calling me curtis jackson and yelling about ghosting her and i could not for the life of me get her to understand that the guy gave her 50 cent's name and my phone number
my favorite thing about berkeley is probably that all the municipal buildings use the american horror story font
so there's been this big Clear Channel digital countdown to the world cup billboard in Oakland for the last six months, except the world cup is over, and they haven't found someone new to buy the billboard space, so right now it just says: "-51 days till all eyes are on the Bay Area!"
Over the next few months, we’re about to hear a lot about what El Cerrito is doing wrong, so I decided to make a video about something I think El Cerrito does really well: our public park bathrooms. What else makes you feel lucky to live in El Cerrito (or jealous you don’t live here)? #elcerrito
just a heads up that we're scheduled to have another Barbenheimer on December 18. Avengers: Dunesday
this was the peak of woke 1 and the only thing I've ever thought when I hear 'wework'
amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 2d agoi'm just in a really bad place right now (a wework)
Is everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.
General Motors streetcar conspiracy - Wikipedia
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