Beth Armogida
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Real writer. Fake redhead. Substack: @betharmogida Instagram: beth_armogida
Brilliant writing tip, especially for those of us who often ask google about grammar rules for commas.
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 7h agoTip for those of you also writing a 3,500-word story on your desktop computer: Before you file it to your editor, read the draft on your phone. Those beautifully crafted, long-winded sentences and paragraphs look a lot different (ie, more soporific) on a tiny screen.
Men should only be allowed to receive a safe testosterone prescription after a required doctor approval and judge approval… while being loudly and sometimes violently judged by an uneducated segment of society.
"Do you want to hold the baby?" Oh...ummm...no thank you? "She's a Golden Retriever." Yes, I will hold the baby.
I feel bad for Lindsey Graham, because obviously his own party didn’t love him enough to keep him fake alive.
Think of the peeling Reflecting Pool as now your asshole. www.huffpost.com/entry/cdc-st...
CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country
MAHA.
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This whole shitstorm happened because an old, bitter, washed-up, reality TV personality couldn’t take a joke.
I’ve ordered some German food online. The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come.
I wonder if they are using paid crickets at Trump’s Great American State Fair.
Has anyone considered the possibility that Donald Trump wanted to ruin the Reflecting Pool because he hates his own, disgusting reflection?
OPINION | There is no delicate way to put this: Usha Vance’s new show gives major “I used to be a registered Democrat” vibes, writes Nell Scovell.
We Found the Secret Woke Mole Hiding in Trump’s Inner Circle
And they were right there on YouTube. We just had to follow the Easter Eggs they left.
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Trump assumed they were taking about Harry Kushner, a relative of Jared’s.
The New Republic@newrepublic.com · last mo.Gabbard may have been taking orders from Hare Krishna leader Chris Butler throughout her political career. trib.al/n3j4jUm
An older dude just stepped out of nowhere in front of my car. I slammed my breaks & then raised my hands w/ a “what the hell” gesture. He turned like he was going to fight me. I laughed at him, & he yelled, “You bitch!” My first thought was, “Wow, I’ve never met him. How does he know me so well?”
The GOAT. And a very lovely man the several times I’ve met him. Jimmy Burrows’ work is a part of so many of our lives. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
James Burrows, ‘Cheers’ Co-Creator and Prolific TV Director, Dies at 85
James Burrows, the prolific director who reigned as television’s preeminent sitcom helmer for more than 30 years, has died. He was 85.
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I can’t wait to hear Michelle Obama‘s speech for the opening of the Obama Library when Melania recites it.
Which is peeling more: the Reflecting Pool or Trump’s hands? (Both have turned an identical green.)
I got a pic of Colbert rolling up to the Obama Library in a tan suit!
Tom Dreesen - one of the funniest. RIP www.chicagotribune.com/2026/06/17/c...
Comedian Tom Dreesen, from suburban Harvey and Sinatra’s opening act, has died at 86
Comedian Tom Dreesen, from south suburban Harvey, grew up poor and first found comedy when he partnered with Tim Reid in an interracial duo. He later became Sinatra’s longtime opening act and close fr...
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Why are weak men scared of Michelle Obama? Wise Person: The answer is in the question itself. Me: Because most republican and democratic men have allowed it to fucking happen, and we women are fucking tired of it.
Melania Trump wishes for a man! www.rawstory.com/trump-267704...
Trump caught smiling after UFC fighter drops shocking remark about Michelle Obama: report
President Donald Trump was captured on video “smiling” Sunday after an Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fighter dropped a shockingly "offensive” and false remark about former First Lady Michelle O...
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And I have some swamp land near Mar-a-lago to sell you.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2mo agoTrump’s $1.8bn ‘anti-weaponization’ fund scrapped, acting attorney general Todd Blanche confirms – live
DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
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If you’re keeping score, Trump is now in his 27th “final determination” of a shittier peace deal with Iran.
Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you
