Danny "half-mile commuter" boy

@bicicleto.bsky.social

A different animal but the same beast.

How Remco could've won: >Don't terror attack UAE in the flat, focus on mountain stages >Demand Lipowitz not to be a moron with valleys >Don't sit on Pogacar, drop him immediately >Zurge Rush UAE team bus to cut off juice >Ally with Visma against the baldies >ignore Seixas

I hate Twitter but a big reason for why it remains a better site than Bluesky is because this place is an insular anglophone bubble that desperately needs the occasional latin american, asian or african dogpile on people who only ever expect to get pushback from english speaking westerners.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.