Ruin a book by adding a word Gone Fishing Girl
Ruin a book by adding a word The Love Island of Dr. Moreau
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
My muscles strain to get away from my bones but my skin holds them back in
All the other freaks with the pumped up sneaks better run better run outrun my tongue!
I hope I survive the zombie apocalypse long enough to see two zombies making out so I can yell ‘GET A TOMB’.
Creamy filling spreads Through the gaping orifices Throbbing buds in crumby beds Moist smacking revelations Sharing snacks and bumping heads
Can't sleep at night Can't take a nap Can't find my marbles Can't catch a break
Sex so good my hole traps all nearby matter and light then warps space time
round 3 might be a zombie plague so that'll be right up your street😜
I will never watch Treehouse Masters but what if it changes my whole life?
post your drafts folder what can I say?
post your drafts folder