It probably feels good to be consumed by bees
Leeroystarr
@leeroystarr.bsky.social
Facetious Prick. only ever joking, calm down dear! I'm only here to make up the numbers. Don't hold me accountable, I was dropped on my head as a child. Before you block me can I at least say...Bye * Typos now Gluton Free.
#MusicChallenge #JackNicholsong Day 6 The Beatles - Dear Prudence Written by John Lennon in India, and inspired by Mia Farrow's sister it tells the story of Prudence's obsession with meditation. I love Siouxsie's version and this song for different reasons. youtu.be/M-2lMstw6qs?...
The Beatles- Dear Prudence
YouTube video by Beatlesrockthe60s
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Anyone who says these are nacho wolves will be fed to the secret third thing 🏆👑 Congratulations @klaybourne.bsky.social from @officelinebacker.bsky.social
Kat Alderson 🙃@klaybourne.bsky.social · 23h agoNope. Can't. Feeding the two wolves inside of me. (they like nachos)
If I lose one more button from one more shirt, sew help me...
My granddad races pigeons and in all his time he never beaten any..
You mean to tell me we're on a whole different month? When did that happen!?
I called the ex wife the Oracle, 1: she knew it all 2: she was of her tits on ethylene gas
They didn’t specify what type, so I turned my ass cheeks and farted.
"I am a mature adult!" I shout as I go back to enjoying my pre-nap juice box.
never tell a woman you're unworthy of her love, she knows it already.
I don't remember much, but it involved a barrel of lube, a leaf blower, cattle prods, and a hundred monkeys. Long story short, I need bail money.
#TheBestMiddleEasternFood itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot tahini
getting money out of me is like taking candy from a baby, I scream and cry like hell.
If someone wastes your time, time is shared by all of us, so they wasted everybody's time. *this post has been certified a self-referential autological tautology
don’t invite me to your sleepover unless the other invitees are all cats
Giving Death a piggyback ride against my will
Somebody should publish an article about how the increased use of spices is contaminating our water supply, and wait for the raving right to pick up on it and try to ban curry.
Good moaning Bsky..Todays positive message for the masses: Seek the humor hidden in life’s chaos; it’s a treasure waiting to be found.
Excited Cartoon Boy Discovers Treasure Chest
ALT: Excited Cartoon Boy Discovers Treasure Chest
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