good morning skyline let’s get bred or whatever the saying is

Hey it’s Gay Guy Good Bathroom Lighting Mirror Selfie Saturday in case you were wondering

High risk homosexual behavior is still the gaggiest ICD-10 like plsssss stop

UMMM YES HELLO IT’S SPOOKY LAKE MONTH

Stop the Lock! Free the D!

We kissed about it (me and my future husband’s girlfriend’s boyfriend) (not all of us) (yet)

Xander 🩵@bighomo420.bsky.social · 2w ago

So I found out the guy I’m marrying (for the bit) is dating a girl but that girl is dating another guy and that guy is into me soooo should we all kiss about it?

Jack of all trades? More like jack off all trade

I am being held at gun point by these Sunday scaries

So I found out the guy I’m marrying (for the bit) is dating a girl but that girl is dating another guy and that guy is into me soooo should we all kiss about it?

happy saturday from two of your favorite gay people 😇

Dumplings, rt if you agree

when the light was perfect, golden hour somethin somethin

I have a habit of finding my way on to boats

Me: *opens a text* Me: oh hey that’s an important text Me: *marks text as unread* Me: oh hey I have a text message 🔁

Watching Physical 100: Italy for the plot.

Got a new rug and it is Baby Approved™

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

if it ain’t woke don’t kiss it

Inside of you there are two wolves and they’re frotting

Get tested regularly and be safe!!

I just got fucked sooooo good 😮‍💨

Crying Woman: I'm so used to giving

Alt: Crying Woman: “I'm so used to giving and now I get to receive”

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I girl mathed my way into convincing myself paying for Grindr was worth it and now I’m just sad bc everyone I wanna fuck is at least 30 miles away (according to Grindr which is usually at least an hour drive)

I want sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed

Trying to sext a hot guy who only speaks Spanish has done more for my education than Duolingo ever could. Unless the Duolingo owl can come and fuck me too 👀

Friction burn on my shaft from pubes and too much edging! Cut my balls while trimming!! Killing myself!!!

If I was in my college gender studies class rn I’d be writing an essay on the political subtext of crank 2 in the context of Slayyyter’s Wor$t Girl In America/Wor$t Man In America dual album era. Girl vs. Man. The music video being in black and white. It’s all just so juicy. In this essay I will

I love complaining about coworkers to other coworkers. I also love ranting about work to ex-coworkers. Both of which I have done today.

If you cum to my posts you have to let me know and show me if possible I’m sorry I don’t make the rules