Introduce yourself by listing 10 acts you made up: The Silly Billy’s Certain Ogasm Clap For All The Toe Gary’s Birdfucker The Warming Ice Chainchomper The Squirrel Angela’s Knob Salad and Sauce

Fourfoot@fourfoot.bsky.social · 2d ago

Introduce yourself by listing 10 acts you made up: Hunchback with Cheese Airport Halterneck Lunch? Never Ending Lion Caught Wanker Bowled Twat Unwashed David and the Shit for Brains Five My Final Frosties Vietnambypambys Martin Luther Roadrage The Point Nemo Sisters

In the past 24 hours - Zia Yusuf racist tweet - Nathan Gill to repay Russian bribes - James Orr, Nigel Farage soliciting illegal donations Have I missed anything?

Farage has always behaved as though the rules apply to everyone but him. These allegations against Reform look like the latest example. Lib Dem Cabinet Office spokesperson @lisasmartmp.bsky.social has written to the police and the electoral commission asking them to investigate.

Channel 4 News@channel4news.bsky.social · 4d ago

Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:

Farage covered in milkshake, Trump fondling his twelve year old daughter in a nightclub, Yaxley-Lennon falling on his arse after being confronted by real men, Matt Hancock with a hard-on talking to a female journalist.

Irish News 🇮🇪@news-flows-ir.bsky.social · 5d ago

What famous scenes are in the epic Bayeux Tapestry? The 70m (230ft) tapestry, which tells the story of the Norman Conquest and the Battle of Hastings in 1066, will be on display the British Museum.

Just started watching Ludwig, only because the wonderful Anna Maxwell Martin is in it. So far..8/10

He thinks he’s back in ‘Nam…oh..hang on…FUCK THOSE BONESPURS!!

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · last wk.

The FIFA Peace Prize winner, everyone.

Cerise Kwik-Save.

Bob Johnston@bobjohnstonbooks.bsky.social · last wk.

Sapphire Pontings.

And no sign of those pesky bonespurs? TBF, there wasn’t a real war on at the time…..THE USELESS TWAT!!!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Natalie is leafing through Donald’s family scrapbooks again

So true 👇

The end of the summer is nigh, and I yearn for just one weekend just fucked up, in a field with like-minded people, on Sunshine E and a whole load of mushrooms with a massive sound system just playing tracks from my wasted youth.

It seems new neighbours three doors down are probably realising they shouldn’t have brought children into the world, judging by the shouted threats and general loud belligerence aimed at their four and two year olds. They’ve been here a month and already pissed most of their neighbours off. #cunts

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It’s becoming a bit ‘Musky’ on here now, so might tune out for a while, just can’t be fucked with reading posts that look suspiciously like ones that would be better off on some sort of adult only/cunt only platform. Anyhow, much love to the nice people, you all deserve it.

Listening to The Prodigy’s Music For The Jilted Generation, fuck me , they were so fucking brilliant!

If only we’d been warned about this back in the seventies/eighties?

Am now convinced that in a previous life I was condemned to spend the next one surrounded by idiots in the workplace. Tonight being a prime example of this theory. #pleasekillme

Just back from local Tesco, and, for once got a fantastic bargain. Two bottles of Remy Martin cognac for £28, on the reduced to clear shelf. Normally £40 a bottle! #kerching #getintheremyson

Have heard the term ‘working Royal’ several times in the news these past 48 hours, shouldn’t it be ‘Workshy Royal’? Not one of them has done an eight to ten hour shift in their bastard life!

Just looking up at the stars and noticed two fast moving lights heading south east from north west, but really high up, couldn’t discern flashing aircraft lights, just a constant fast moving dot???

Well done the racist press for hounding a person to death. He had two children, and was nowhere near as guilty of anything as heinous as the editors and owners of the media outlets that should really just disappear into the ether.

Farage really is a twat isn’t he? Can’t even get his lies straight, the knob. “Oh, I was threatened!”….NO YOU FUCKING WERE’NT YOU LYING ARMPIT OF A PERSON!!

Suggested this in the podcast today, but from now on, whenever you see Farage in the street you have to say "Ooo, I beat a bin" at him in a mocking tone. For the rest of his charmed life.

Person who used to work in a robotics company here: humanoid robots are easily the worst idea in all of industrial automation. See that robot pulling a trolley? The trolley could just have a motor and guidance system not dissimilar from a Roomba. This is marketing, nothing more.

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 4w ago

Automakers have used robots for decades. But now most major companies are betting that humanoids — human-shaped robots — will usher in a new wave of automation and help them compete against their Chinese rivals. nyti.ms/4wjmJJp

I’m ready for the eclipse.

‘National priority’ to equip UK firefighters amid growing wildfire threat - The Guardian The Thin Red Line?

Boris playbook…twat.

David Cay Johnston@davidcayjohnston.bsky.social · 4w ago

The White House is NOT disputing this story in The New York Times or a nearly identical one in The Washington Post, both showing that Trump has radically reduced the stature of the American presidency and that has no idea what he's doing in his gratuitous, deadly, and super expensive war with Iran.

More batteries please! These lithium mines should maybe stop using diesel powered machines to mine something that saves a planet? #catch22

Among others..? So any vaccine then, you cretinous paedophile.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w ago

Trump: "Very importantly, vaccinations for hepatitis B, covid-19, and influenza, among others, are no longer recommended for all children"