No more horror movies, thx, we did them all.

Ain't No Mountain High Enough

Hello Sharks! I have a revolutionary new base stealing glove. It’s 90 feet long.

we need more spice in this series

Every phone is foldable if you want it bad enough.

Love is Blind: Boston, but it’s two people connecting through the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru speaker.

Playing one of those "Can you spot the differences?" games

There is no McTry. There is only:

Instructions on eye drops are comically small

Baseball preseason is finally over!

You’re only as old as the VMAs make you feel

Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way

congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable

IGN@ign.com · last mo.

Disney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo

I just signed my son up for Youth Betting on Sports

They should do an Emmys for the best shows that you half-watch while you’re doing other stuff: Kitchen Nightmares, Shark Tank, American Ninja Warrior, etc

“CAN I COME WITH YOU? HEY! CAN I COME WITH YOU?” —Hot honey now whenever pepperoni does anything

Let’s call the whole thing Off. —bug spray creators

“………………………VAGABAWNDS” —Me, singing Elton John

Oh god it’s almost time for movies-about-movies season

Enjoy your Labor Day! Take the day off! Get an Uber! Go grocery shopping! Get a coffee! Go to the movies! Have somebody wait on you!

Snacks love to brag that they’re “made with real peanut butter.” What was it gonna be?

I’m having a hard time figuring out how a lot of the stuff in Project Hail Mary could happen. Like going to another solar system and having triceps.

My Dad used to coach third base on my Little League team. I never got to see him.

I can try to answer any questions, lmk

MacRumors.com@macrumors.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok Are Down

“And then we loop that 65 times” —Bob Dylan

I was so bad at sports that one time I thought I had Athlete’s Foot and the doctor said “Let’s not get carried away….”

In high school I tried to seem older by saying it was ADULT acne

Whenever I ruin a rehearsal dinner, I try to remember that it’s just practice.

When ppl water the sidewalk in NYC, do you think they’re imagining a yard?

Odyssey, yessy do! #palindrome