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they/them 🖤💜🤍💛 free link I add 1 ☭ to my profile every time some fascist tells me to remove it from my profile ☭ ☭ ☭ aka @weshoulddefinitely.killice.baby (when I’m suspended)
it’s giving Gabe from The Office meets Agent 47 from Hitman
I’m suing them for using my likeness without my permission
his name sounds like something an alien would make up on the spot
Natalie Portman Gives Birth to Baby No. 3, Her First With Tanguy Destable bit.ly/4xFl56F
my partner is so fucking hot. she’s wearing the witchiest outfit today. a black lace dress with a turquoise choker and her hair did up. I would share a pic of her but she doesn’t do photos on social media. just imagine a smoking hot witch. no, hotter than that. 😏
Me: Bartender, pour me another. Bartender (also me): Another bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats comin' right up.
knuckle tats: I A M N O T A I W H Y D O Y O U A S K
Knuckle tats: P U L L P O R K
I work in a mattress store, which means I'm a marriage counselor, and today I got a couple who sleep on two different-style queens in separate rooms to get 1 new king furniture setup. The wife was genuinely excited to sleep with her husband again because they liked the same mattress. Love is real.
Ariana Grande Wicked One Wonderful Night
ALT: Ariana Grande Wicked One Wonderful Night
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we need less of this and more physical buttons that the driver can use without needing to focus on the screen. this just seems unnecessary and dangerous. imagine driving at night and not seeing the road very well because you’re being blasted with light from 3 iPads in a row
I actually feel bad for people who lived in a time before you could get bad news immediately delivered to your pocket 24 hours a day. imagine how blissfully naive they were until the 7 oclock news.
it’s worth pointing out that he pays by the bushel and $1400/wk would be like six 12 hour shifts
Farmer complains he can’t get workers to pick peas after offering free housing & $1,400 a week. Where are the Americans who will do the work now that ICE has driven away undocumented immigrants? I guess elections have consequences. 🤷🏾♂️
the first meal after getting home from the grocery store is always the most unhinged combination of foods
this is a good example of an echo chamber. the top of this list is mostly a clique that would vote for each other. patting themselves on the back for being “influential” and not realizing this is just an abstraction of their own mutuals list.
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I slept 9+ hours last night and I still don’t feel rested. I think the exhaustion is deeper than sleep can reach
Not lazy, I think it's by design by smart marketers with no ethics. By lumping ML in with GenAI they confuse the picture and much/most of the public think LLMs are making advances in science when they are absolutely not.
we have elected and unelected leaders engaging in group psychosis. we are so cooked
the fuck is this kink supposed to be?