its so sexy to treat people with kindness and respect

Making a CVS run for the bloody provisions… y’all want anything? Note: we got food at home!! 😂

The Moon is in Taurus thats why y’all all aggravated, have you tried ibuprofen? Lemme go take this ibuprofen.

SW shaming on main is so tacky just block whoever it is and move on maybe?

I sincerely hope you are freed from the shackles of your respectability politics and intellect flexing 🕯️

this period app has a BMI calculator and i did not fucking need that today like come on now

Reading tarot on my lunch break cause life got me FUCKED up

Yeah, I Have A Lot Of Questions Meme

ALT: Yeah, I Have A Lot Of Questions Meme

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Les sœurs aveugles (The Blind Sisters), Institut Départemental des Aveugles, Saint-Mandé, Val-de-Marne — Jane Evelyn Atwood, 1980

Growing up people would say that cremation was bad cause you wouldnt go to heaven but now that funerals cost a minimum 12k in most scenarios i never hear that at all

I think about this A LOT

Chronic Illness Humor@chronicillness.bsky.social · 10h ago

Does anyone use period underwear like Aisle or Monthly etc that they would recommend?

Omg a guy who randomly told me about his breakup had a profile with his exes name included im screaming

Atila, Tampons Fear Me@atilacore.bsky.social · last wk.

A LOT of my mattress customers are replacing a mattress they forfeit in a breakup and are extremely willing to tell me that

Blacksky ignores me down but soon as i talk about spelling its like i brought a belt, damn 🥴

People who spell real good are precious angel babies, how could i have been so wrong 🕯️✨

The Odyssey is historically inaccurate because Odysseus wasn't Matt Damon Helen of Troy was Lupita Nyong'o though

Going back to dick and cock posting cause the spelling bee champs dont interact with that 😂

current discourse feels like

Muting a thread about spelling cause yall so easily triggered 😂

Anyone who can spell “Schedule” on the first try is in league with Satan

I want a partner mainly so someone else can make cold brew and i can open the fridge and be like “omg babe you made cold brew” and i can reward them with sex like thats all that i ask

Period Day 11 Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort. Suffocation, No breathing. Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding…

Also the hospital only calls me when im at work and when i call back its all “um um um what? oh um um they can um call you um um um?”

Atila, Tampons Fear Me@atilacore.bsky.social · 13h ago

“American healthcare is a confusing hellscape but also why havent you secured a timely appointment for your pressing issue, are you stupid?”

We all remember life before Al was forced on us. It's only been a couple years.

“American healthcare is a confusing hellscape but also why havent you secured a timely appointment for your pressing issue, are you stupid?”

These people are letting you know that they’ve always cheated. Their eyes have always been on someone else’s paper. They alway bought essays. A subordinate has always done the work their name is slapped on, usually without credit. Chat is a cover for them.

Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 18h ago

My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

So police get infinite overtime to stand around on empty beaches and librarians get 0 overtime to help clear a backlog of 100,000 books that are on hold

Block Club Chicago@blockclubchi.bsky.social · 14h ago

Thousands of books are piling up in Chicago libraries due to staffing shortage. blockclubchi.co/3TFy5Kj

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.

Okay this was funny (absolutely right about the pet thing)

Watching commentary youtube videos about the downfall of commentary youtubers i never watched like its 60 minutes