lovely day to be enjoying the fresh air

i had a HORRIFIC yarn incident the other day: i am less than 20 pattern rows from finishing my first big fancy lace project since 2019, and i was pulling my stitches along the needle cable and gave them a tug to even the tension and one (1) stitch S N A P P E D i didn't even pull hard 😭😭😭

the new CARRIE series absolutely rips, hell fucking yeah

these are just very bad people and they make it extremely clear every single day

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4d ago

The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan

good: got an interview for a managerial barista role less good: 25 miles from my apartment, a commute of 2+hours OR $50+ for a one-way uber...

one of my favorite internet cats died today. rip georgie, you were such a good and funny boy, brought a lot of joy to your maman and so many internet strangers. rest easy, buddy guy.

This is my new favorite thing.

BETRAYAL: at least one of my cats has been pissing on the pile of reusable grocery bags i hadn't put away into a closet 😭

god DAMN i love pad see euw

lmaooo, crossing the street two blocks from my place i hear someone scream my name from a car: one of my brewery colleagues from fargo moved in a few blocks from me last week!

PRIMETIME (2026) is the most recent and best adaptation of moby dick yet put to film do not @ me

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ NEW TRIXIE MATTEL MUSIC, NOT A DRILL!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

...shit, what the fuck am i going to wear for this clinic receptionist interview? i don't have any scrubs or much of what would be considered "business casual," most of my wardrobe is brewery shirts, tights, and a black tennis skort that would def be too short to be appropriate how do fashion?

another pretty good first-round interview, hell yeah hell yeah

idk which glp-1 this woman is on and genuinely i would not mention it except that this bitch deigned to take advice from phyllis schafly and is the 40+ year old face desperately clinging to what she grew as a "student" movement so i hope she's as insecure about her turkey neck as she deserves to be

Susan Rinkunas@susanrinkunas.com · 2w ago

Someone said this as if it were a good thing: “It was a fitting venue for a woman whom one admirer I spoke with described as ‘the Charlie Kirk of abortion.’”

so afraid i have made a huge fucking mistake

had another good interview today for a clinic receptionist job, can i get a hell yeah

I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THAT INTERVIEW!!!!!!

second round in-person interview tomorrow!

heaven's cate@birdgehrl.bsky.social · 3w ago

have a good feeling about my interview today, i hope this one pans out

officially am a public transit knitter now

have a good feeling about my interview today, i hope this one pans out

checking out a german food place tonight, torn between stroganoff and schnitzel...

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

if you are on facetime at a bar without headphones on you should be dragged out into the street and fucking shot, for real for real.

can you tell what my favorite color is

old-lady-maxxing tonight with g&ts and knitting while the traditional irish music group meets for their weekly jam sesh

a lovely rainy september morning calls for knitting with coffee and a kouign aman 🗣️🗣️

i hope it works out but why do i have this feeling i'll be the one to pick up the pieces again and idk if i want to

i need something to work out for me sooner rather than later, plzkthx