jordyn 🦬

@birdjay.bsky.social

she/her. mom of two little shits. i love to read. no AI ever. don't fuck with my lgbtq+ friends. let's go buffalo! #billsmafia

i was home with both kids yday. we went on a long(ish) walk for us, (i walked, and they rode in the wagon-stroller) and today my whole body hurts. i am not in good shape LOL

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

my daughter is just getting into calico critters, and i ALWAYS wanted them growing up, so i get to live vicariously through her. i also get to look at all the little bits and bobs for them while looking for good deals bc these suckers are EXPENSIVE.

i've lost weight since starting adderall which is great bc i needed to lose weight, but also like... i don't have money to buy new clothes so i'm just gonna look shabby as hell

this morning while i was trying to get ready for the day, son unplugged my fish tank despite being explicitly told his entire life not to unplug things. i then had to spend 20 minutes trying to get the filter to start up again, all while listening to him whine that he wanted the lights off.