important update i am in an old bookstore

lying in bed until 10 am, eating ham

entering a sketchy looking warehouse if i don't come back out post ass in my honor

Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h ago

we should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something

urine soaking is a bipartisan issue when you think about it

my shoulders are looking pretty strong in this halter top and for that i am happy

The name Morty is actually goblin for "ham enjoyer"

the perfect morning dosn't exi...

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h ago

lying in bed until 10 am, eating ham

pretty despicable of AOC to try and both sides the movement that brought measles back, like fuck all the way off with that

my kid is with his dad this week so i have been in full goblin mode at home and in public

I have been thinking about the kind of relationship I would like & it's basically hanging out & being very silly with someone about once a fortnight & the rest of the time they leave me to my books, cat & Strange Pictures. that's it.

lol no

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d ago

There is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.

logging on

You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.

painting a medieval cat

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

*2 hours into the odyssey* i thought george clooney was in this

so happy baggy pants are in style

back in my day babies had to work to go to school, now they're just handing out free education

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 20h ago

Today, for the first time in New York City history, 2,000 two year-olds received offers for FREE 2-K. A big step for those who take baby steps. A big step towards a City every New Yorker can afford.

the other 99 people in my group chat said you have to be nice to me

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

you ever get somewhere and suddenly can't remember if you showered that day

got my popcorn mouth at the ready

I feel like being extremely online can warp your brain and make you behave in really narcissistic or paranoid ways. I’ve seen it, and I’ve gone through it a bit myself. What’s important is you remember who you actually are deep down. In my case, this is pretty much it.

UNC Health in Chapel Hill announced they are transitioning to this model two days ago

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 24h ago

perfect example of how hospitals are the worst: some have been using an app that will post an open shift that needs filled, will ask nurses to place a bid on that shift, and the bid includes the hourly wage at which they are willing to work, then the system gives the shift to the LOWEST bidder

The milky way and Mobius Arch - Alabama Hills, eastern Sierra/Owen's Valley, CA, a few weeks ago.

love when someone famous and important likes some shitpost i made, because for a brief moment in time, we are equals

hospitals want us to do more with less without a concern for patient safety or our own wellbeing while refusing to pay us adequate wages

Stop Saying There's a Nursing Shortage

The U.S. may have less of a shortage of licensed nurses than a shortage of nurses who are willing to work in bedside jobs that have become increasingly demanding.

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