Did someone say gay women?

2 weeks til nyc :^)

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃@miss-fern.bsky.social · 3d ago

fucking the pumpkin and then entering an emotionally complicated situationship space with it

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

🔪🎃The Kyler Feyville Horror 2: The Possession 👻@kylerfey.bsky.social · 8mo ago

As many of you will recall, the poem in the shape of beating Henry Kissinger to death is perhaps the single greatest piece of literature of this century.

Happy lesbian day please send your favorite lesbian (me) $5 my venmo is also @birdrodent

Idk why anyone likes rammstein

What came first: radiators or radiatori?

What’s the etiquette on reskeeting your own skeet because it should’ve gotten more likes

What’s the etiquette on reskeeting your own skeet because it should’ve gotten more likes

If theoretically speaking I got some better gaming hardware what newish pretty games are worth playing? Death Stranding 2 is at the front of the list rn

Woman pleading and begging me not to take a post-gym shower before she gets the chance to smell me

Inadvertently revealed to the Windy City men that I live across the street while futching it up

I don’t enjoy any part of running but I am really good at dissociating so my enjoyment isn’t really relevant if I simply deny myself the choice to not run

I went to a show at Bottom Lounge tonight and you were all there

Hey gang anyone remember the Finishing Keith Haring’s Unfinished Painting With AI discourse cycle from a few seasons back

Kim McCauley@kimischilling.bsky.social · 6d ago

imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle

Crazy ass prog dreams got hands 😵‍💫

Without a shred of irony I so truly adore meeting people named after characters from Fromsoftware games

This combo is Cigarette With Morning Coffee’s Wario

Did the catgirls of yesteryear all get promoted to puppies or are we looking at a Degrassi: Next Class kind of a situation

I’ve been on the Saturday injection squad for the last month or so but I’m thu/fri-curious, open to input

THIRD TIME. MY PRIMARY EMAIL ADDRESS HAS BEEN DISABLED A THIRD TIME.

Char-Broiled Chicken Breast@birdrodent.bsky.social · 3w ago

Turns out when you make a new gmail address in 2026 because your name changed and start using it in completely mundane ways google assumes you’re a malicious actor and disables your account. This is the second time I’ve appealed this. Fuck you google it’s literally me stop being shit >:(

When ur friend wants to be supportive but worries that liking ur nudes would be weird

ONLY Sweeties & Lovers ALLOWED

In truth I’m a huge brat it’s just that none of yall scare me 🙂‍↔️

beautiful women are conspiring to kidnap me and drag me into the woods oh noooooo

My 9 games

Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"