Ring Ring Ha Ha She/They

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Author of All The Feelings, Former Treasured Onion Contributor

me: "living with my existing gender dysphoria is a worse level of body horror than anything you could ever conceive of, let's do this." chozo endocrinologist: "okey dokey, ima just bind you up all nice & cozy inside this subtextually horny H.R. Giger style metamorphosis chrysalis then."

a chozo from the Metroid video game series who is employed as an endocrinologist. they are wearing a white medical coat & are in their doctor's office. their lives are long frog-like legs poke up from behind the back vents of the coat.

the office has a poster of trans woman Samus Aran with a pride flag background & a poster that says "gender-affirming healthcare saves lives".
Virtue 🏳️‍⚧️ 🖤🤍💜@virtualplay.gay · 3y ago

I mean, living in the wrong shape of body is basically a horror in and of itself so as long as the end result turns out looking good then I'll take my chances

Democrats love to give us a version of the marshmallow test where we are asked to refrain from eating zero marshmallows on the table with the promise of also zero marshmallows to come down the line.

Comics Dudes Challenge: Learn that other men’s capacity for shitty behavior is not limited by the bounds of what you, personally can imagine them doing based on your personal friendship. (Obvs this is not limited to men on either side; but it’s definitely where I see it most)

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