Blah Blah Gabor
@blahblahgabor.bsky.social
Lover of all things old like me.
ME: All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again because HD was a sorcerer and turned all the horses and men into bloodthirsty centaurs armed with swords and pitchforks and sent them to kill the king for his insolence WIFE: *takes the baby from me*
Kids these days will never experience the pure joy of getting lost in the woods and then eaten by wolves.
ME: *finally gets my ducks in a row* LIFE: *sprinkles little pieces of bread everywhere*
Pigeon twirling: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
I was once extremely depressed for 10 years and didn't think I'd live too long. I made it through with the help of my cat. She's gone now, but I never forget her. Today I give to cats shelters in different parts of the US. They save us.
you dont have to love cats, but if you hate them, you can't be trusted. cats are consent creatures. they have rules about how/when they can be touched. if you dont like creatures with rules, that signals to me that you'd barrel over boundaries. i know its weird but that's how it works in my head.
Nothing says “America First” like having Moscow sponsor the open bar.
ME: Can I pet your dog? STRANGER: sure ME: one more time STRANGER: ok ME: again STRANGER: um ME: pet pet STRANGER: we have to go ME: mine
School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is crazy.
My feed: Dolly Dolly Dolly Tim Why isn't "he" dead? Dolly Tim Eat only natural foods like fruit and vegetables and cheese Here's a recipe for cheesy baked cauliflower. Eat your vegetables. Dolly Tim Tim Dolly Guess im bringing cheesy cauliflower to the funeral supper... RIP 😪
The most innocent thing you'll see today. Original post
♥️ #NationalDogDay is every day 💐 that smile @ end ♥️🔆
“I love your posts“ thanks I’m being hunted for sport please help
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
If nobody pushes a button does it feel depressed?
Okay but Im pretty sure Usain Bolt doesn't catch on fire and die after every race.
I’m sick of the bad guys winning all the time.
Two paths diverged in the woods and America took the psychopath.
If you eat a donut faster than the clerk can ring it in, it should be free.
While on vacation, my sister asked for an update picture of her cats. This is what she got...
