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“If you raise the price of the fucking hot dog, I will kill you.” corporate lawyer if you know me, no you don't if you know my employer, views are my own 📍atlanta HBTFD/Go ‘Eers
"imagine AI was suddenly banned" okay I would have no loss in productivity but I would say "fuck off" to my computer several fewer times a day than I do currently
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 20h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
Stevens and El-Sayed both immediately making nice and reaching out to re-unify the party, that’s how it’s done, we’re on to November
no one is stupider than receiving party's counsel while negotiating an NDA.
Kirn was already a conservative, but he’s a perfect example of someone who just went off the fucking deep end because Americans were asked to forgo Applebees for a couple months. And I personally know at least a half dozen guys like that. Until they deal w their collective ‘trauma,’ we’re all fucked
Jonathan Howard@joho.bsky.social · yesterdayThese guys are freaking out over their own imaginations again.
i know i have cultivated an ideal reputation because nunyall have invited me into a group dm
Kevin J. O’Connor and Oded Fehr are returning for the new ‘MUMMY’ movie. In theaters on October 15, 2027. (Source: Deadline)
can we finally have private accounts? lol nope how about the ability to remove someone as a follower? lmao come on I guess there’s nothing else I really wa— how about a 100-person group chat? 😏
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Republicans love pushing vocational-only education instead of comprehensive-education because they want a healthy supply of low-cost servants and less competition for the professional and boss jobs they want their own kids to have.
Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · yesterdayIn a college sociology class in the late 1980s I was assigned a Marxist analysis of education that argued that the US education system is designed primarily to produce efficient workers for the labor market. And now Trump’s Department of Education is just tweeting it out.
A PSA to my fellow cis people who are (or want to believe they are) trans allies If you are getting pushback from trans people and your reaction is to be all “no! not me! I’m one of the good ones!” please remember that “being one of the good ones” is something you DO, not something you ARE
jesus christ thank you i'm tired of pretending that place isn't a fucking cancer in every fucking regard.
da da™️ drew@adrew.dadguy.help · yesterdaythere's lots of other reasons to hate buc-ee's too. just google their owner's political donations!
there's lots of other reasons to hate buc-ee's too. just google their owner's political donations!
Papa Speedmeritus LXIX@r32gtst.myatproto.social · yesterdayWe should hang Bucee the beaver for his shitass lawsuits against anyone with an animal mascot in states they move into.
I too may announce a deal on Tuesday or Wednesday to open the Straight of Hormuz.
CNBC@cnbc.com · yesterdayBessent says there may be deal Tuesday or Wednesday to open Strait of Hormuz with ‘freedom of movement’
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
Paul Atkins: "What do I tell a pre-revenue biotech company that's gone public and is waiting for the FDA to say yay or nay to that particular product, so they go for sometimes years without showing any revenue.... You just have to file a 10Q anyway," Except - finance.yahoo.com/markets/arti...
SEC chair defends proposal to allow companies to report earnings only twice a year
In an interview with Yahoo Finance, Securities and Exchange Commission chair Paul Atkins defended a proposal to allow companies to disclose their financial results twice a year rather than quarterly.
finance.yahoo.com
Man, nothing makes me want to not listen to you like citing George Carlin.
there is a strain of lefty discourse where you can’t come to any unflattering conclusions about the populace—those must be explained away by how they are being acted upon by capital—but I think you’ll understand things better if you understand capital can also exploit weaknesses it didn’t create
This is bullshit, and if Cornyn and Tillis say this is enough, their earlier claimed concerns were also bullshit.
Anna Bower@annabower.bsky.social · 3d agoNEWS: Todd Blanche says he is rescinding his May 18 order establishing the “anti-weaponization fund”
i'm literally watching jurassic park right now and it's ruined forever (complimentary)
Ryan Nanni@celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 3d agosometimes i'm looking through old files and i stumble upon unexpected treasure
I am making it a habit to always look for the labor story behind these nasty scandals. The consumers are almost never the only ones being harmed.
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
futurism.com
A caucus of violent, drunk ex-husbands controls three branches of government and both chambers of Congress.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
fun hobby: cataloging the securities law violations in batman begins bruce wayne bought up the shares of his company right after the IPO without so much as a 13D, let alone a Form 4?