Athens Grease
@athensgrease.bsky.social
The duality of the Southern Thing
whew buddy, the Guardians have really fucked this one
El Sayed this and El Sayed that but I bet you’ve never el sayed a single word to a woman
living room gallery wall is starting to come together
when the weather app gives you both a heat advisory and a thunderstorm warning at the same time <<<
[to the tune of Hole’s “Doll Parts”] I am dog crocs
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 14h agoDog Crocs. Crocs for Dogs.
happy 60th birthday to arguably the best album ever made
WHAT A FUCKING RECORD@whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · yesterday60
one day you’re hanging out with your best friends on a patio drinking cheap beer with no responsibilities or a care in the world, and 20+ years later you’re logging into Microsoft Teams and also learning the names of people in a political primary race in a state you’ve never stepped foot in
no cheating post your lock screen
keelin@keelin12ft.bsky.social · yesterdayNo cheating post your lock screen
I don’t say this to be facetious: people who don’t drink coffee — or rather, don’t *need* to drink coffee — are God’s strongest soldiers
Athens Grease@athensgrease.bsky.social · yesterdaydoes zero mean you don’t drink coffee, or you only drink coffee that looks like motor oil?
does Parquet Courts tour anymore? are they even still a band anymore? I have seen them in concert once, they absolutely ripped, and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
gorgeous night in Brooklyn tonight (by summer standards)
Bad news for former Bulldog Jalon Walker, who it’s feared tore his ACL today as he prepared for his second season with the Atlanta Falcons
Report: Jalon Walker 'feared to have suffered a torn ACL' during Atlanta Falcons practice
The second-year player went down in training camp on Tuesday.
247sports.com
can we finally have private accounts? lol nope how about the ability to remove someone as a follower? lmao come on I guess there’s nothing else I really wa— how about a 100-person group chat? 😏
every now and then an image hits the tl that you just know you are going to see several hundred more times in your life
Brian Barrish@brianbarrish.bsky.social · 2d agoSomebody went to school to learn how to make graphics like this and gets paid to post them with a straight face.
it feels like I see a video of people getting into physical fights pretty much every day online now. I wonder how much of this is that people just have cameras in their pockets now so they can record something that’s always been happening, vs. people really are becoming more antisocial in general
the discourse around stuff like the city-run grocery stores really activates my eternal “are a lot of people just really not that bright, or do they operate exclusively in bad faith?” question (this is obviously about OP, not Kashana)
Kashana@kashana.blacksky.app · 3d agoWe’re also funding death squads but what’s really offensive is that somewhere out there a poor person might be able to eat
starting my own bro podcast where my buddies and I talk about how we’re Hoskins-maxxing this summer
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d agoGuys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
[to the tune of Vampire Weekend’s “Mary Boone”] Aaron Boone Aaron Bo-hoone
one thing about being on various social media sites is that the human brain was not meant to be presented with a new discourse topic that you hadn’t previously thought about, and you now must consciously ignore or dedicate critical thought to, several times a day
lol this website really needs more stupid posts (complimentary) like those LRTs
me trying to say "kendrys morales" while i'm on the wolf of wall street quaaludes
DID YOU KNOW? Wu-Tang named their debut 36 Chambers because their goal was to be 1.5 times as good as Tom Chambers 
Nobody’s doing it like Bob, subverting your expectations at every turn
