Mikey 🕺
@blitheringmikey.bsky.social
Jackie O. had one just like it. 25. 📍Brooklyn 📷 @mikeytalkstoomuch
i don’t really care that you saw madonna and kylie perform together at world pride. it should have happened to me instead
i bought wired headphones so i could hailey bieber glamorize poverty but remembered that the sound quality is miles better than that of any wireless earbud ever
my mom when discovering me prepare for a last-minute vacation:
missed my stop on the L because i was too busy picking the perfect Lois Griffin cover for my gf’s birthday story
last night at the AMC in Time Square, a little kid said “who even is this??” when Nicole Kidman popped up on the screen oh i’m gonna be sickkkk.
y’all mind if @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social and i go see Toy Story 5???
i need a new pre-workout, can people give recs? pic unrelated.
bad thing kind of sounds like a Harry Styles dupe, but the rest of the album is perfect ns
Passed out at 11:45pm last night and little did i know Miss Ariana would release another top tier album
in my fantasy, Emma Stone won her two Oscars for Easy A and The House Bunny
in brooklyn, you’re always looking for a new substack post idea, a 1 mile-radius hookup, or a list spot.
dressed like the office siren today only for nobody to be in the office
if i was a gay man living in ancient greece, I would have been late all the time because it would have taken me 20 minutes alone just to put on those long strappy sandals
the oil pan before my car exploded:
JR@microscopygay.bsky.social · 2w agoThe fact it leaks this much is wild.
