blitzødeathpose (hiatus)
@blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
hellaverse dyke, hot dog eater, used to write fanfiction, now just hangs and yells. 34, trans lady, she/her pfp and banner by strabby
this is about straz. Twig told me to my face.
Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞@twiggietime.bsky.social · yesterdayTFW u find a ship where theyre both hot, have fantastic chemistry, are funny and cute with a hint of something sad underneath and you should be seeing art of them all over your feed and its fucking CRICKETS
Getting sucked back into the hellaverse like the guy at the end of ghost getting dragged to hell, or the girl from drag me to hell who gets dragged her to hell
season 3 part one ends with Stolas trying to get back in good graces with the Goetia by any means necessary to see his daughter and part two begins with blitz trying to shove his entire head in a toaster
can't wait I'm so excited, Blitz's wife cries about the temperature in the apartment now, it's great
🌸Danidraws🌸🔞@danidraws666.bsky.social · 6d agoReminder for Stolitz nation to be prepared for some crazy angst 🗣
I was telling my brother about HBS3 and Stolitz (this brother doesnt follow Helluva as much as Hazbin) and I died when he said "Those niggas still ain't together yet?" 🤣🤣🤣
blitz thinking he fixed everything at the end of season 2 and woah there's something that looks like a big shoe coming straight down on top of his big stupid forehead CAN'T WAIT
One of the pieces I did for the 2024 Helluva Bang, partnered with @helluvaboink.bsky.social & @kiaxian2.bsky.social ! Clock in for a #stolitz Stripper AU featuring lap dances, sex, and... horses? Of course! More art I did in the replies! Read it here 🔗➡️ archiveofourown.org/works/61324675
Stolas is trying desperately to pay attention to the movie but doesn't understand why they're starting with Evil Dead 2 and not the first one.
Safera@baumkuchen01.bsky.social · last wk.BRO. BROOOOOO!!!! #helluvaboss #stolitz #hellaverse #stolas #blitzø #vivziepop
Can't wait for angel to get OSHA certified in season 3
Vivienne M@vivziepop.bsky.social · last wk.S1 Angel is mostly wearing a mask and S2 he is mostly being himself. Angel is very special to me and I know he’s special to a lot of people. He’s messy but he’s going through a lot and healing is different for everyone. I’m nervously excited for his story to play out but I like the plan we have. ❤️
(logs back in just to type the following) You cannot have soft blitz without piece of shit blitz and a huge swath of the fandom wants a rollercoaster with no bumps and I'm here to say you are doing a disservice to the character and queer people writ large if you smooth us out. (Back into hole)
Chazzy’s Lil Cumcake 🦈💘🧁@lexipop398.bsky.social · last wk.What’s the Hellaverse hill you’re willing to die on? The stance you’ll never budge on It can be for either show it the show universe in general!
i'll start posting again when you people start drawing stolas with a t-dick you cowards
Angel: wait you were a chick Lucifer: for like, fifty years? It was crazy. Cocaine got to earth quicker than I expected and by the time I gave the whole "girl" thing a shot they had already perfected it into something stronger than the aspirin we have down here. Anyway I worked events at Studio 54
Of all the habits to pick up, this is probably one of the better ones! Original Comic: @ourladygrem.bsky.social Blitzø: @atrench93.bsky.social Stolas & Editing: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
grem 🔞🌿@ourladygrem.bsky.social · last mo.the little things he does 💕 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
happy happy birthday to @sonnet009.bsky.social! 🥳💖💖 this comic is a scene I adore from her fic The Hitman's Boyfriend— which I HIGHLY recommend giving a read if you love a good #stolitz canon-divergent AU! archiveofourown.org/works/577655...
"hey Posie" oh god what "Why haven't you updated your Verbie May fic" because the fic readers writ large dont really give a shit about any character that isn't the lizard and bird "Have you considered just putting Stolitz in the tags so it gets noticed" reallllly thinking about it!!!!!!!
If Gaslight District is too gross for you, and I mean this in the kindest most non-judgement way: You’re weak, your bloodline is weak, and you shall not survive the winter
Okay well if we’re doing this shit again I’m just gonna start posting smear frames in an attempt to add some levity to the timeline. Fuck BG, obviously. #helluvaboss
Lucifer: please don't tell me you're too good for this Alastor: the only thing I'm too good for is this bog water they call coffee. Other than that these hash browns are quite good. L: wow you're having such a great time right now A: an entire house made of waffles, how droll L: ughh
(midi keyboard intro) Blitzo got on my nerves He was running me amok He ridiculed me calling me a bum I WUPPED BLITZO'S ASS I WUPPED BLITZO'S ASS I WUPPED BLITZO'S ASS I WUPPED BLITZO'S ASS Rock over london Rock on chicago Wheaties: the breakfast of champions
"Al is the way of the future and we just need to acce--"
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Chazzy’s Lil Cumcake 🦈💘🧁@lexipop398.bsky.social · last mo."AI is the way of the future and we just need to acce--"
