What are we watching lads? I want to watch The Handmaid's Tale, but concerned that I might smash my telly.
Michelle
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The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed. Evertonian who can't stand football. No justice, no peace. 📎 Always to the left.
In today's episode of Adventures of a Bus Wanker: plenty of seats, no kids, smells relatively pleasant - 9/10 God bless the school holidays.
A curse on whoever put me on to this. I solved 32 wordle games at once at thirtytoodle.web.app I'm on day 1 of my current streak. ✅🟥🟥✅🟥🟥🟥✅✅✅ 🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅🟥✅✅
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Tell you what lads, I am my own hero. We won't talk about me putting in one of the supports back to front 🤫
Masters of the Universe on the telly, dry roasted peanuts and jellybeans for tea 👍🏻
Salted caramel banana bread in the oven. In the meantime, I'm going in 🥄😋
I met Kevin Keegan at Nessie's funeral, he was a genuinely nice man. Sad news.
If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.
Gas engineer came to do a boiler service and left a big shite in my toilet. Struggling with the Trust Pilot review tbh.
Email address: impressivetailspan@... For legal documents, yeah? What goes through men's minds? I genuinely want to know.
Ann Widdecombe’s dead and I’m still gay. So I won that one.
Being 'the most attacked politician' isn't the same as being 'the politician most people think is a cunt'.
Had an accidental gravy chip barm. 5 stars, would recommend.
30 years of working for Liverpool City Council on and off and the deed is done - going over to Sefton. Whether that's the dark side or not, remains to be seen. Doubt it!
It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23
What a week I'm having. Living on my own for the first time in years, fell and grazed my knee, sliced my finger open and I've just twatted myself on the forehead with the car door 👍🏻
Look who has finally learned what happens when you lie and back stab your way to the top. Nothing you ever do in office, no matter how good for the country, can ever cover for a total lack of integrity. Karma for Starmer.
Michelle makes healthy food taste better by making it unhealthy, episode 1: 0% Greek yogurt, a MASSIVE tablespoon of chocolate spread, raspberries and a crumbled up Bueno. Looks like actual shit, tastes naughty 🤌🏻
Might have to suspend my boycott of the world cup for Scotland games 👀
Hair is getting frizzier by the second. Might give myself a number one all over.
Please, please start putting iced buns on lampposts
Roland Smith@rolandmcs.bsky.social · 2mo agoMorning.
