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Fozzie Art

@bluemanalishi.bsky.social

Artist, now learning guitar. Double threat incoming! oh and Fuck FIFA and ICE oh yeah and Fuck "Synth" artists, you are not an artist.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · last wk.

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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · last wk.

Steph Strings🎸 🎶'Antigone' stephstrings.com

R̸e̵qui̴ęm for Tw̷i̴t̨ter̶@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · last wk.

Tweet from cthulhuey lewis and the news (@tresdessert):

NILES THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD

(picture of a guy in a wrestling ring wearing a deep wrestling unitard who looks like Kelsey Grammer)

Lord Arse But Even More Scary 🕹️@lordarse.com · last wk.

"Laura Craft" will live rent free in my head forever #OnlyConnect

Fozzie Art @bluemanalishi.bsky.social · 4w ago

Sometimes wonder that if I ever go back in time to the days I've played Monopoly and play it with the correct rules, would my life turn out any different.

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · last mo.

“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper.

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling.

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.

Limmy @limmy.com · last mo.

Lightshade T-Shirt. Get it at Limmy.com. 👍

Lord Arse But Even More Scary 🕹️@lordarse.com · last mo.

Father Tedgehog.

Photo of a man next to a hedgehog sign. Text says "Councillor defies council to install hedgehog sign".

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · last mo.

A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.” Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide.

Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”

Fozzie Art @bluemanalishi.bsky.social · 2mo ago

almost there

Chris Nelson @chrisnelson.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I’ve been seeing @theebikinikill.bsky.social for 25 years. They inspired some kids today at #DaisyChainFields just like they did in dirt floor Virginia basement a quarter century ago

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Man stands at a grocery store self-checkout machine with his groceries. The screen on the self-check asks the customer “Got any fun plans for the weekend? tap yes or no.” It’s likely he will tap no

Anatoly Shashkin💾@dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Original Microsoft Solitaire graphics by Susan Kare.

Janie Haddad Tompkins❌👑@janiehaddad.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Me and @pftompkins.bsky.social told ya we’d be back! With another cheeky watchalong! SUBSCRIBE AND VIBE. Watch-along: The Terminator (1984) *bonus content* weekendwater.substack.com/p/watch-alon...

Watch-along: The Terminator (1984) *bonus content*

Smush 'dem machines!

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Lord Arse But Even More Scary 🕹️@lordarse.com · 2mo ago

The perfect Venn.

An image of a handwritten, three-circle Venn diagram on paper. The top-left circle is labelled "MAN UTD," the top-right circle is labelled "BLACK EYED PEAS," and the bottom circle is labelled "PRINCE ANDREW." In the central intersection where all three circles overlap, the text reads: "USELESS SINCE FERGIE LEFT."

Sinclair Research @sinclairresearch.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Sabre Wulf took 8 weeks to code and sold 350,000 copies. Return on investment that would make a venture capitalist weep.

ZX Spectrum screen showing: Sabre Wulf took 8 weeks to code and sold 350,000 copies. Return on investment that would make

Fozzie Art @bluemanalishi.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Ong's Hat @ongs-hat.com · 3mo ago

GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 3mo ago

SCI_FI/STELLAR7.GIF

Ong's Hat @ongs-hat.com · 3mo ago

Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 3mo ago

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Terrible Toybox @terribletoybox.com · 3mo ago

We have good news and bad news! The good news is that we just started production on Thimbleweed Park 2, due out in early 2028. store.steampowered.com/app/4932120/... Now the bad news... there is no bad news, it’s all good news! P.S. Thimbleweed Park 1 is on sale on Steam, Switch, iOS and Google.