Karl Dubhe VI cacaca

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Dubhe, as in the star or the cannabis cigarette. Karl, as in hashish. no dms, thanks

Talarico’s argument is simple: Stop treating marijuana like a crime. Legalize it. Regulate it. Tax it. Stop wasting police resources on low-level marijuana offenses. Clear the records of people whose lives have been derailed by nonviolent marijuana convictions.

This Thursday, SpaceX insiders will be released from their first post-IPO stock lockup and can cash out early. As I've been saying, this has all the hallmarks of a Ponzi scheme.

BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Max Miller, Trump’s latest Iran deal, or his Capital One scandal, or have you not heard about any of them yet?"

“The president and first lady seemed totally unfazed about whether there was an abuser—another abuser—in their workplace. There was no follow-up from either of them to see if I needed help or protection. There was no investigation ordered. No effort to get to the bottom of this ....

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Max Miller released audio recordings of conversations he has with his ex wife. In one of them, she accuses him of clandestinely recording their conversations. “I have never recorded our conversations” he says, while recording their conversation. This is domestic violence. Ask me how I know.

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the entire Donnyverse is hella mad at America's tipsiest US Attorney right now, for failing to lock up an Olympian for the heinous crime of touching water. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all these stupid dipshits. link is here: bit.ly/45moF9j

so now US Attorney Boxwine is 0 for 2 in high-profile cases. she couldn’t bring a conviction for Assault With a Deadly Sandwich, and her indictment for Grand Theft Paint Chips has just blown up in her inebriated face.

but she did manage to turn the lives two innocent people upside down, so she’s got that going for her. which is nice.