to wound the autumnal kitty

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cats not cops • she/her

words I looked up while reading The King in Yellow: cuissard, mahlstick, sallyport, traducer words I looked up while reading You Dreamed of Empires: cacique, guayaba, seepweed, tzompantli words I looked up while reading Plastic, Prism, Void: doxy, cyhyraeth, exuviae, polysyndeton

One of my more annoying Xennial opinions is that something important was lost when people shifted from googling words and phrases that they thought might appear on the pages they wanted to googling fully written-out questions like they were talking to someone

In light of "doxxing," "looksmaxxing" and "antivaxxer," I propose we change morpheme-final x to xx in all other words as well: • I just got my eyebrows waxxed • welcome to my unboxxing video • can I borrow your mixxer for the concert • no taxxation without representtttation

I'm baffled by people who approach politics in terms of Having The Right Emotions. I saw someone say that you don't need to boycott the NYT over their transphobic articles, but when you read their articles or play their games you should feel shame & "sit with" that feeling. Who does that help??

(1/2) A while ago I saw someone bemoaning the death of print encyclopedias. But the thing about print encyclopedias is that a) they stay the same even as our understanding of the world changes and b) they're expensive, so people often got used ones that were out of date from the get-go.

then again I also once wrote this sentence so I'm not sure I can be trusted: "on the other hand I loooooved the director, Leigh Janiak, 's earlier movie Honeymoon" (this is not an invitation to edit my sentence, I was being playful on purpose)

to wound the autumnal kitty@blurry-line.bsky.social · 5d ago

This is the punctuation used in movie reviews: “Kyle McLachlan’s (Blue Velvet) performance in Showgirls” but I’ve always thought it should be: “Kyle McLachlan (Blue Velvet)’s performance in Showgirls”

your apartment, the sport of basketball, and the Republic of Korea are all social constructs. mere recognition of this fact does not actually make the question of whether you are standing in your own apartment, playing basketball, or a Korean national up in the air until settled by op ed editors